Sorry, Officer, I Spilled 'Swimming Pool' On The Evidence

WHAT?

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Is It Bad If Prosecutors Have Tape Of Trump Bragging About Classified Doc He Stole?

Go to prison.

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Republicans Don't Want To Run On Same Ballot As World-Historical Loser Trump, Peeeeee-YEW

Thoughts and prayers to everyone.

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Special Counsel Jack Smith Still Doing Boxes Hoax To Trump, Even Though Durham Totally Exonerated Him :(

Election interference!

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