A Pence Worth Of Courage Isn't Much

It's your very cowardly Sunday show rundown!

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We Pledge Allegiance To the AR-15, With Misery And Carnage For All

Wouldn't declaring it the 'National Gun' be redundant?

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Kevin Can F**k Himself

It's your very Kevin McCarthy Sunday show rundown!

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Trump Sec Def Recasts Jan 6 As War Of Congressional Aggression

In fairness, he does have a book to sell.

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President Joe Biden Honors Heroes Of 1/6. Hint, Not The 'Tourists'

Hooray, it is Nicetimes.

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Jan. 6 Report Describes Derelict In Chief Channel Surfing Through The Insurrection

As he'd done for four straight years.

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Weird How All The Militias Were Able To Crack Trump's Secret Call-To-Violence Code!

Man, this House January 6 report just keeps surprising us!

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January 6 Defendants Try Out Sovereign Citizen Arguments On Federal Judges

Results: About what you'd expect.

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BE OKAY, REP. JAMIE RASKIN!

America needs him.

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