Trump Official Lands Sweet Gig Planning To Destroy Government Five Seconds After Jan 6 Grand Jury Testimony

Loyalty has its perks.

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Donald Trump Gets His Ass Kicked In Court. No, A DIFFERENT Court.

State and federal courts on the same day? Impressive.

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Tucker's Favorite Russian Propaganda Dispenser Fluffing Putin For Charlie Kirk Now

Somehow Wonkette has made it a year into the Ukraine war without ever talking about Douglas MacGregor. NOW YOU WILL LEARN.

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Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts?

My goodness, how could the January 6 Select Committee have been so mean?

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Jan. 6 Report Describes Derelict In Chief Channel Surfing Through The Insurrection

As he'd done for four straight years.

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January 6 Committee Reminds Us One Time Mike Pence Did Right Thing. Once.

Never before or since.

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Peter Thiel's Right Stuff Dating App Going All Kinds Of Wrong

No one wants to hook up with young conservatives? AGAIN?!

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