Donald Trump Gets His Ass Kicked In Court. No, A DIFFERENT Court.

State and federal courts on the same day? Impressive.

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New House Committee To Answer Burning Questions: What Did Nancy Pelosi Coup, And When Did She Coup It?

Let's concentrate on the parts of January 6 where the patriots weren't trying to murder cops or overthrow democracy!

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Big Man Kevin McCarthy Kicks Schiff And Swalwell Off Intel Committee, BIG MAN!

'There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump.' — Kevin McCarthy, June 15, 2016.

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OF COURSE Dems Will Be On GOP 'Did Hunter Biden's Penis Make COVID In A Lab?' Committees, They're Not Idiots

Why give up a front-row seat to somebody else's comic failure?

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Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts?

My goodness, how could the January 6 Select Committee have been so mean?

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Jan. 6 Insurrectionists Knew They Couldn't Fail With Roger Stone And Alex Jones On Their Side

Well, it's pathetic.

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Jan. 6 Report Describes Derelict In Chief Channel Surfing Through The Insurrection

As he'd done for four straight years.

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Weird How All The Militias Were Able To Crack Trump's Secret Call-To-Violence Code!

Man, this House January 6 report just keeps surprising us!

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January 6 Committee Reminds Us One Time Mike Pence Did Right Thing. Once.

Never before or since.

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Trump Lawyers Tripped Jeff Clark As He Was Stumbling Backwards Into A Coup. Demand Medal Of Honor, Please.

It was the least they could do. But, okay, yeah, they did it.

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