Sorry, Officer, I Spilled 'Swimming Pool' On The Evidence

WHAT?

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Crime Guy's Lawyers Go To Justice Department To Say Hey, Don't Charge Crime Guy With Crimes

BOXES INTERFERENCE!

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Is It Bad If Prosecutors Have Tape Of Trump Bragging About Classified Doc He Stole?

Go to prison.

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Why Does Trump Want Names Of Everybody Investigating Him, It Is A Witness Intimidation Treason Mystery!

His motives are always so hard to suss out.

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Jupiter’s Retinue Now 79 Moons, Including This Wrong-Way Oddball! Tabs, Tues., May 30, 2023

Come and get your Tabs!

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Special Counsel Free To Indict Trump Any Day Before March 25, 2024 (Trump Has Another Trial That Day)

But it may be WAY sooner than that.

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Special Counsel Jack Smith's Investigation Giving Trump More To Cry About Every Day

Rounding up the updates!

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Putin Bans Everybody Who Ever Hurted Donald Trump's Feelings From Glorious Russia

Take that, Jimmy Kimmel.

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Special Counsel Jack Smith Still Doing Boxes Hoax To Trump, Even Though Durham Totally Exonerated Him :(

Election interference!

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