Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts?

My goodness, how could the January 6 Select Committee have been so mean?

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Jan. 6 Insurrectionists Knew They Couldn't Fail With Roger Stone And Alex Jones On Their Side

Well, it's pathetic.

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Weird How All The Militias Were Able To Crack Trump's Secret Call-To-Violence Code!

Man, this House January 6 report just keeps surprising us!

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January 6 Committee Reminds Us One Time Mike Pence Did Right Thing. Once.

Never before or since.

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Trump Lawyers Tripped Jeff Clark As He Was Stumbling Backwards Into A Coup. Demand Medal Of Honor, Please.

It was the least they could do. But, okay, yeah, they did it.

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Home Renovations Aftermath! Tabs, Thurs., Dec. 29, 2022

Morning news roundup!

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January 6 Report: Trump Tried To Crime Boss State Legislators Into Stealing Election

Turned out, it was actually an offer they could refuse.

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January 6 Report Is Real, And It's Spectacular

Let's read it together!

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