Giggly Weirdo Tucker Dying To Know If Ladies Do Pillow Fights In The Potty, TEE HEE HEE!

Tan your balls, boys. This is the masculinity you're going for right here.

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WonkTV: Tucker Carlson Unemployment Celebration Special Part 1

There's a party going on right here!

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Lordy, Abby Grossberg Has Tapes!

And stories to tell, dang.

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IN MEMORIAM: Oh Lordy They Have Tucker Carlson's Texts

They knew Trump's stolen election lies were lies. And yet last night, Tucker was still lying about it.

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Guess Tucker's Last Lie To His Viewers Was 'We'll Be Back On Monday'

Bye you fucking piece of shit.

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Why Did Fox News Settle And Why Didn't They Do It Two Years Ago?

Terrible lawsuit, and such small portions!

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FOX NEWS ALERT: A Thing Happened, Or Maybe Not, IDK, It's Probably Nothing

How did Fox News cover its $787 million Dominion settlement? Squirrel!

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And I see that the Murdoch-owned London Times @thetimes has turned off comments on its online story about this defeat for the Murdoch-owned @FoxNews . Hmm, what a coincidence. #foxnews #Dominion_voting_systems #
Best Brain Trump Has Legal Advice For Fox News: Lie More About Stolen Elections!

The Dominion trial is delayed until tomorrow as Fox reportedly tries for a last-minute settlement.

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Trump Did THREE Perfect Calls To Overturn Georgia? Go To Three Prisons!

The more we hear from the Georgia grand jury the more we feel like that's a distinct possibility.

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