Ted Cruz Says Uganda Shouldn't Kill Gays, And Christian Extremist MAGAs Are SO MAD (At Him)

These folks will do everything they can get away with in the society they live in. Remember that.

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GA Grand Jury Finishes 2020 Election Investigation. How You Livin', Trumpworld?

LOCK THEM UP.

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Ginni Thomas Just A Sweet Christian Lady Who Never Tried To Steal An Election At All, Wait WHAT Texts?

My goodness, how could the January 6 Select Committee have been so mean?

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January 6 Committee Reminds Us One Time Mike Pence Did Right Thing. Once.

Never before or since.

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The Fake Electors Plot As Basically Written By The Coen Brothers, Woodchipper Included

I mean, we could have the AI chatbot actually write us that, but here's the January 6 report anyway.

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What To Expect When You're Expecting A Criminal Referral For Donald Trump

The January 6th Committee is ready for that money shot.

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