Brazilian Fascists So Derivative, Hold Own January 6 On January 8

We've seen this movie before.

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Jan. 6 Insurrectionists Knew They Couldn't Fail With Roger Stone And Alex Jones On Their Side

Well, it's pathetic.

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Weird How All The Militias Were Able To Crack Trump's Secret Call-To-Violence Code!

Man, this House January 6 report just keeps surprising us!

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Andrew Tate's Clever Plan To Move To Romania So He Could Rape Women Freely Faces Jail-Shaped Obstacle

To be fair, he also said he's not a rapist when he said that, so, you know.

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In January 6 Deposition, Alex Jones Pleads Fifth, Forgets Own Name, Is Having A Bad Year

He's as mad as hell and he's ... well, he's always like that!

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