Special Counsel Jack Smith's Investigation Giving Trump More To Cry About Every Day

Rounding up the updates!

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Start Sleeping With Soap In Your Bed Tonight, Here's Why. Tabs, Thurs., May 18, 2023

It won't prevent dirty dreams though.

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'Transformer' Robot Has No Gender, Is Robot, And Laura Ingraham Is PISSED!

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE.

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Fox News Had A 'Great Replacement' White Supremacy Contest And Laura Ingraham Won!

Take turns, guys.

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Was Tucker Fired Because He Couldn't Stop Saying C-Word? (By Which We Mean 'Christ')

Everybody in this story, including Tucker, is a goddamned fucking weirdo.

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BUH-BYE! Tucker Carlson *Strangely Insistent* All Fox Viewers Are Domestic Terrorists!

What he's doing here is really fucking sick.

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IN MEMORIAM: Oh Lordy They Have Tucker Carlson's Texts

They knew Trump's stolen election lies were lies. And yet last night, Tucker was still lying about it.

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FOX NEWS ALERT: A Thing Happened, Or Maybe Not, IDK, It's Probably Nothing

How did Fox News cover its $787 million Dominion settlement? Squirrel!

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Kellyanne Conway Worried TikTok Influencers Might Groom Kids To Do Dirty Stuff, Like Voting

Hate it when the youngs fall in with the wrong crowd.

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Don't Worry, Junior. Daddy Can Still Not Love You From Prison.

Checking in with the older Trump boys.

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