Oh, the horror! 🚀 Turns out #SpaceX isn't the cosmic overlord we all feared—guess even rocket ships need #JavaScript and #cookies to launch! 🍪🔧 Maybe next time, they'll remember to "enable" their ambitions. 😂
https://www.axios.com/2026/05/21/spacex-ipo-musk-ai #RocketLaunch #Humor #HackerNews #ngated
SpaceX not the behemoth everyone thought

The company's IPO hinges on investor confidence in staggering future growth.

Axios
Ah, the irony! 🤖📱 #AI, the omnipotent overlord of #tech, is allegedly slaying #budget #smartphones, yet here we are, blocked by a humble request for #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔄 Maybe AI's true killer is a misconfigured browser! 😂
https://davidoks.blog/p/ai-is-killing-the-cheap-smartphone #irony #humor #HackerNews #ngated
AI is killing the cheap smartphone

The global memory crunch and the great repricing of consumer electronics

David Oks
GitHub - conversejs/libomemo.js: OMEMO crypto library for JavaScript

OMEMO crypto library for JavaScript . Contribute to conversejs/libomemo.js development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

npm nuked every granular access token that bypasses 2FA after another Mini Shai-Hulud wave compromised hundreds of packages. Good news: staged publishing is now in public preview.

https://socket.dev/blog/npm-invalidates-tokens-mini-shai-hulud #NodeJS #JavaScript

npm Invalidates Granular Access Tokens as Mini Shai-Hulud Sweeps the Registry

npm invalidated all granular access tokens that bypass 2FA after a fresh Mini Shai-Hulud wave compromised 323 npm packages. Staged publishing also entered public preview.

Socket
Converse

Converse.js - Open source, web-based XMPP chat client. Self-hosted, customizable web chat with end-to-end encryption.

🎉 Oh, joy! An article boldly predicting your job's doom by 2027—right after you master the complex art of enabling #JavaScript and cookies! 🍪💾 Because clearly, #survival in the #workforce hinges on browser settings. 🙄
https://www.elenaverna.com/p/youll-lose-your-job-in-2027 #jobdoom #cookies #futureofwork #HackerNews #ngated
You’ll lose your job in 2027.

Assume that your current role is close to its expiration date.

Elena's Growth Scoop
🥴 Oh joy, yet another "decentralized" platform promising to liberate us from the clutches of Big Tech. #Freenet, where your computer becomes a cog in the grand "unstoppable" network—because who doesn't dream of turning their PC into a relentless packet mule? 🙄 And don't forget, you'll need #JavaScript to visualize this chaos, because a revolution without JavaScript is just not cool enough. 😂
https://freenet.org/ #decentralization #BigTech #network革命 #HackerNews #ngated
Freenet

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