Air to Ground Message:

PLS ADVISE LGA OPS A RAINDEER DISGUISED AS PUPPY POOPED IN 8C AND FWD LAV NEED TO SANITIZE TIA AND MERRY XMAS

Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
A: #a23a7ad52df
F: #fddd85f3522

#acars #vdlm2

Statt wie die halbe Welt mit Chris Rea auf der Strasse, fahre ich wie jedes Jahr mit dem "ICE Wilson Bentley" nach Hause. 🚄 🥰
Frohe Weihnachten allen, die feiern und eine ruhige Schicht allen, die arbeiten.🕯️🌲

https://youtu.be/tosn39AQ0ls?si=lNyYrJNHLmlCN-aJ

Did you know in Iceland, it's illegal to have sex on Christmas Eve. You will be arrested if caught? Not sure about the other supermarkets though.

#dadjokes #funnies #jokes

Eh, pls #boost my request to #getfedihired, if you could spare two clicks? 🥺

I've been humming and hawing about posting this, it feels strange, something about generational guilt & working class shame & ... but it's either this or start putting my CV through LLMs to include every buzzword on the listing I'm applying to. I haven't been able to stomach that, even though I presume that's a lot of my competition.

I simply can't get to an interview. Historically, I've done three interviews and got the job each time, because I'm a real human being who is friendly and chatty and presents himself sincerely (or, that's my guess, anyway).

#Christmas miracles appreciated!

In #Ireland with my partner, but we've lived in different places and would move happily. I've a year experience doing an IT support role the last year, but have transitioned to this stuff later than usual.

Before I've done: bartender; bicycle courier for Deliveroo in #Berlin for two years (best job ever); private tutor for five years in #Lyon (mostly piano but also maths, Irish, English, flute, tin whistle); bookies clerk for a short period; a few other odd bits - one highlight was writing reviews for a theatre company.

Oh, very comfortably fluent in #French, pretty fluent in #Irish (my first love), and intermediate #German (which I would love to have a chance to go back speaking and learning).

Tech-wise, it's been mostly on the #Linux / #Emacs / #Lisp side of things. I would happily work on anything that is one or more of challenging, interesting, useful, or moral.

Money doesn't rule me. I want to live with a humane level of comfort, that's all.

CVs and references available, DMs open. Thanks so much for any and all help!

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