Mastodawn

🤡 Oh wow, a #YouTube video claims the #CIA has a "magic" #sensor that can detect heartbeats from 60 km away. 🚀 Meanwhile, the only thing being detected is the viewer's #brain #cells #disappearing as they watch this #nonsense. 📉
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVTPv4sI_Jc #Heartbeat #Conspiracy #HackerNews #ngated

Can the CIA really track your heartbeat from 60 km away?

YouTube

AnnePrince 1d ago

Und zum Abschluss mein persönlicher Favorit:
Wenn es steil wird, muß das Murmeltier "einen Zahn zulegen"...
(wie Ihr Euch denken könnt, bin in dieser kleinen Geschichte für eine Freundin ich das runde Murmeli und sie die grazile Gemse 😉).
Habt alle noch einen schönen Tag und danke für Eure Unterstützung 🫶👋

#gutentag #sonntag #nonsense
#gezeichnete #redewendungen #murmeltier #gemse

AnnePrince 1d ago

#gutentag noch einmal an diesem schönen #sonntag: hier kommt Teil zwei vom fröhlichen #nonsense .
#gezeichnete #redewendungen mit einem #murmeltier und einer #gemse als Akteure für zwei Alpen-Wanderer. (Die gemeinten Redewendungen wieder im ALT-Text...)

AnnePrince 2d ago

#gutentag und einen schönen #sonntag Euch. Lust auf ein bisschen Null ernst gemeinten #nonsense ? Für zwei Alpen-Wanderer #zeichne ich gerade #redewendungen mit einem #murmeltier und einer #gemse als Akteure...
Erkennt Ihr die gemeinten Redewendungen? (Auflösungen im ALT-Text 😉)

Glueck 2d ago

Wer kauft sowas?
#dingediemanichtbraucht #nonsense #chatgpt確診

Droppie 4d ago

this morn i decided to really inject that extra frisson of edgy excitement into my already living-life-large-ness

that's right, i did it

i actually did it 😮

but now, i think finally i've pushed it too far 😳

i can no longer discern actual reality, i've totes jumped onto the doolally train 🤯

once i felt confident i knew the right way, but now i'm riven with uncertainty 🤷

paper hanging from the roll adjacent to the wall, or opposite from it? 😱

they now both look wrong, & so i'm floundering in an ocean of surrealism

help me, obiwan, you're the only hope 🥺

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Your Autistic Life

5d ago

Fluten gree...

As in, this food is fluten gree...

That's what my brain does with gluten free this morning.

You're welcome.

#nonsense #GlutenFree

Protyus A. Gendher Apr 27

When the content of an institution is rational, people can debate it.
When the content is #nonsense, the only thing left to measure is #obedience.

https://survivorliteracy.com/2026/04/27/institutional-nonsense-religion-with-money-instead-of-gods/

Institutional Nonsense = Religion With Money Instead of Gods

(A structural mapping, not a moral claim) When the content of an institution is rational, people can debate it.When the content is nonsense, the only thing left to measure is obedience. This is the…

Survivor Literacy

Droppie [farcebk] 🐨♀🌈🐧🦘Apr 26

as a hermiting retiree, public hols are totes useless to me. i feel like we need some kind of national pub hol donation bank, where peeps in possession of unneeded pub hols can donate theirs, for the subsequent use of hard done by peeps wot could rooly use & benefit from them

make it happen, pul-ease!

ps: this offer unavailable for liebs, nuts, & phonks, who can sit on it & twist

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪