Psychic Sasquatch

He wore a tie-dye poncho to hide his matted hair
He spoke in low vibrations like a spirit in the air
He gave them polished quartz and took their bags of gold
And traded "Aura Cleanse" for the secrets that they told.

#song #nonsense #poetry #aiart

Q: The “Simpson” sum is based on the area under a ____.

A: Hamster???

#math #calculus #nonsense

What breaks my brain is the Islanders who are currently league wide 11th could fall back one place to 12th and miss the playoffs while teams 16th,17th and 19th could make it.

They really really need to change how this league works.

If I’m not mistaken that would hurt their draft chances to.
#nhl #isles #hnom #hockey #nonsense

if sarah ferguson emigrated to here from pommyland, & joined #abc, #730 could have wall to wall sarah fergusons all year round

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

partillery

#bimshwel #dope #mastoart #cannon #golf #sports #warfare #frustration #landscape #surreal #digitalart #digitalpainting #nonsense #abstract

• instead of the awkward bumbling sad leftie green homoeothermic dropbear affectation, one were instead
• an awkward bumbling sad but ruthless deep-cover field-operative rwnj poikilothermic bunyip, who
• was tasked* by Big Fuckhead Pty Ltd to infiltrate fedi, totes behind enemy lines, in order to
• flush out then compile lists of fedi-lefties, to be later passed on for processing to
• our Mobile Soylent Green Operational Field Unit, aka
• our #TarpedVan service

🤨😈

* yeah baby, coz that's how we roll at BFPL, enverbicating nouns willy-nilly without even blushing!

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

that silly old childhood rhyme

the rain in spain stays mainly on the plain

prolly needs a bit of a do-over, given #ClimateCrisis

#whimsy #nonsense 🤪

Friend has decided that today should Be More Robin. This will involve flapping about in the garden, and chuntering loudly until food is provided.

I think I might join them.

#sillyScribbles #bird #nonsense