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David Brent 📚

@dbsalk

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Recovering #hospitality professional now working in the tech industry. Husband, boy dad, #Mizzou 🐯 alum, 🥨 lover, MoT ✡️. Novemberist.

Based in NW suburbs of #Chicago, Illinois, USA.

Talk to me about #books #movies #sports #food #running #Jeopardy #Disney °o° (among other things). My header image is an avatar for my to-read list. I drink (occasionally) and I know things.

I brake for #DadJokes.

Goodreads	https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1524883-david
Current Book	The Life Impossible by Matt Haig
Current Audiobook	The Running Man by Stephen King (writing as Richard Bachman)
The StoryGraph	https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/david_brent

David Brent 📚19h ago

Devil Doll, Esq.1d ago

Who are these fucking masked thugs?

Cringe, as fuck.

Cowards, weak and broken human beings.

They are the low men.

#stephenking

David Brent 📚2d ago

#3GoodThings

S2 of Wednesday on Netflix. Jenna Ortega's deadpan (pun intended) delivery is so good.

The Whiskey River BBQ Burger at Red Robin. The RR by me closed down years ago so I haven't been in a while but got to another one this week and it's as delicious as ever.

One of the things I love about Meet The Teacher Day is seeing how they decorate the classroom. This poster is great.

#Netflix #Wednesday #Streaming #Food #BackToSchool @3goodthings

David Brent 📚2d ago

Pseudo Nym 2d ago

From a friend's discord.

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Staff Chief of Joints 3d ago

The road to hell is paved with unfettered data collection.

David Brent 📚3d ago

Fesshole 🧻3d ago

I have a tin of Heinz Carrot and Coriander soup in the pantry that I bought in 2015. Moved house in 2016 and brought it with me. No idea why we have kept it, never going to eat it. Can't bring myself to throw it away. It's family now.

David Brent 📚4d ago

Unless it's a series (and I don't read a lot of those), I try to avoid reading the same author more than once a year. Spread the wealth, I guess? I'm making an exception for Stephen King, since he has two films coming out based on awesome books. I just finished The Long Walk and going straight into the audio for The Running Man, which I think I last read in high school. Earlier this year I did a re-read of Eyes of the Dragon.
#AmReading #FridayReads #Books #Bookstodon #StephenKing @bookstodon