David Brent 📚

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Recovering #hospitality professional now working in the tech industry. Husband, boy dad, #Mizzou 🐯 alum, 🥨 lover, MoT ✡️. Novemberist.

Based in NW suburbs of #Chicago, Illinois, USA.

Talk to me about #books #movies #sports #food #running #Jeopardy #Disney °o° (among other things). My header image is an avatar for my to-read list. I drink (occasionally) and I know things.

I brake for #DadJokes.

Goodreadshttps://www.goodreads.com/user/show/1524883-david
Current BookDungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman
Current AudiobookA Walk In The Woods by Bill Bryson
The StoryGraphhttps://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/david_brent

What are we even doing here? This isn't a sandwich. If you're hipster, it's a long way from a "handheld." It's an abomination. A mess.

A good sandwich shouldn't be a chore to eat. We shouldn't need to be hosed down when we're done, or need so many napkins the Ents go on the march. Nobody wants to feel like Dagwood Bumstead.

Don't insult the customer's intelligence. Lay the bun flat, serve it open faced, and list it on the menu accordingly.

#Food #Sandwich #Rant #DadThoughts #WeekendThoughts

I don't know where this originated (if anyone does, I'd like to give credit), but it's brilliant.

IYKYK

A friend has been talking up Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman. He swears it's great and is encouraging me to read the entire series posthaste. Based on that rec, I was excited to start it. 100 pages in and it's a slow start. Way too much time - a good chunk of what I've read so far, actually - spent on exposition. The tone and humor is entertaining enough to get me through to the end, but I don't see myself continuing to the next book. #FridayReads #Books #Bookstodon #AmReading @bookstodon

Some #MondayMotivation from The Kingpin:

"Problems... Are just opportunities that haven't presented themselves."

- Wilson Fisk, Daredevil S1 E6

Dude may have been a sociopathic crime lord, but he wasn't wrong.

#Quote #Inspiration #Marvel #Daredevil

#3GoodThings

Was able to take advantage of the unseasonably warm weather today.

The 12yo completed another circuit around the sun and will be referred to as the 13yo from now on.

We celebrated the occasion at the new location for Gotta B. Crepes in Highland Park, Illinois, USA and YOU GUYS... if you're in the #Chicago area, run don't walk there for the yummiest crepes around. Also, the owners Ryan and Kathia are the NICEST people. "Thanks for the positive vibes." 😉
#Crepes #Food @3goodthings

Taking a moment here to brag and show some appreciation. For a school assignment, the 12yo had to write to a business. With no guidance from me and showing wisdom beyond his years, he decided to write to Home Run Inn Pizzaria.

A couple of days ago, he received a FedEx package from Home Run Inn containing free pizza coupons, pizza plates, magnets, and the nicest note. Some marketing intern definitely earned their pay! Home Run Inn now has a fan for life. 🍕 #Chicago #Pizza #Food #DadThoughts

I had noted previously on this platform that my reading habits frequently favor books that are book adjacent: taking place in libraries or bookstores or about a writer, etc. I think it was in that thread that someone recommended The Last Heir to Blackwood Library by Hester Fox, and now I'm finally getting around to it. Jury is still out, and the Goodreads/StoryGraph reviews aren't glowing, but so far it isn't bad either. #Books #Bookstodon #FridayReads #AmReading #Fiction @bookstodon
Spring training is in full swing, so it's that time of year when I like to pick up a book about baseball. This time around, it's Why We Love Baseball: A History in 50 Moments by Joe Posnanski. So far, the story about Yogi Berra and Rachel Robinson (Jackie's wife) greeting each other with "Safe!" and "Out!" is my favorite, but they're all great. #AmReading #Baseball #FridayReads #NonFiction #Sports #Bookstodon #Books @bookstodon

Tonight's libation: Dirty Bastard Scotch Style Ale from Founders Brewing Company in Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA.

#Beer #CraftBeer #Beerstodon #BeersOfMastodon