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https://sites.google.com/view/fessholeI just spent 5 hours of my work day vibe coding a todo list app and 1 hour doing the tasks. Sadly I genuinely believe this was a good use of time
I spend far too much time wondering how people with really long fingernail extensions wipes their arses after a dump. Must be minging back there.
My wife is under strict instructions not to touch or otherwise interfere with my cardboard boxes labeled computer parts. They actually contain a dozen jars of peanut butter that I eat directly with a spoon.
As a kid I got way too into my left-handedness because I liked being different but the reality is I'm cross-dominant and only prefer to do 75% with my left. Sabotaged myself in several sports by insisting on throwing and playing racquet sports with my left my entire childhood.
Taking my partner for cancer surgery: helping into her gown. She said oh I'm flashing you my bum. I said that it was magical as the first time ever. I watched the very fiercely protective nurse go from reflectively "Not Okay" to "Actually Really Sweet" in about three seconds.
Bakers have exceptionally clean hands because the dough pulls away any dirt on the skin, not because we start with them that way. Enjoy your toast.
When I want dinner guests to leave, I microwave a mug of milk with a teabag in it and slurp it noisily without removing the teabag. Within 10 minutes the home is empty of guests.
The mess was driving me insane, so I'm currently 3 months into secretly selling the kids toys that my wife said "they play with all the time and couldn't live without". £140.50 up on Vinted so far and in no mood to slow down. I can almost see some carpet in their room.
It bothers me that many people probably don't rotate their cupboard dinner plate stack when replacing clean ones. Which means up and down the country there may be thousands of stack-bottom plates going unused for years
