When I was a kid, I overheard one of my dad's mates referring to him as a "lady killer". I spent the rest of my of my childhood worrying that my dad was a serial killer, expecting him to be taken away every time I heard a police siren.

I always pee in the shower. It's convenient and saves time. Except I've done it for so long that now I connect being in the shower with needing to pee. So every time I'm staying with my boyfriend and we shower together, I'm just thinking "don't pee, don't pee, don't pee".

If I'm out and about and a stranger asks me to take a photo of them I always take a cheesey grin selfie on the sly first too so they can laugh at the silliness of it or use it to remember the kind stranger that I was to them

Long term F1 fan here, been to several races and watched Mansell, Senna, Schumacher etc in their prime. Ever since I became older than the current drivers it feels a bit silly watching a bunch of, in my view, kids race around in their toys. Not seen a race in years, no regrets.

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The Co-op self service checkout refused to sell me a Bounty Bar yesterday. The assistant tried 5 times and it wouldn't take it. Complaining here because I can't complain to the wife, she'd find out I sneak a chocolate bar whenever I go the the shops.

When I was about 16 or so I went to a comedy hypnotism show and got up to be a volunteer. I don't think I was hypnotised. I danced like a ballerina & did the stuff he said, I'd been hiding my extroverted side my whole life. I decided not to hide anymore

At my nan's funeral, one of my sister's freinds gave me a hug. I fancied her big time, she looked amazing & I got an instant hard on. There was a big crowd there, so the only choice was to stand by nan's open coffin, look at her corpse until my erection subsided

When going home from pub I'll often go to local Chinese and order a curry for delivery. Wait until it's ready and ask the driver where he's delivering to. When he tells me I say that's mine and give him a tenner to drop me off with the curry. Saves paying twenty quid on a taxi

Adopted a cat and he went missing after six months, so adopted a second who went missing after three months. Went to a different rescue centre out of shame and adopted a third. Then the old lady down the street went into care & the first two turned up so now I have three cats.