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"Really?" said Arthur. "No, I didn't. For what offense?"
Trillian frowned.
"What do you mean, offense?"
"I see."
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More evidence of the utter stupidity of Donald Trump.
1. He's panicking because he's just realized he'll be blamed for the rise in oil prices because he's illegally bombed Iran.
2. He doesn't know the Department of Energy doesn't drill for oil.
More evidence of the utter stupidity of Donald Trump.
1. He's panicking because he's just realized he'll be blamed for the rise in oil prices because he's illegally bombed Iran.
2. He doesn't know the Department of Energy doesn't drill for oil.
He's also a lazy bum with no curiosity and there are frequent rumors he is unable to read.
Gabbard was considering changing the national security briefing to look like Fox news to get Trump to pay attention.
What has not been shown at Fox News is not relevant for him.
@petergleick @ShiitakeToast But, like, this is basic information that anyone should already know:
- Causing war in a place infamous for making most of the oil will make a scarcity problem cause the price of oil to go up;
- The things the DoE does;
And then something one can look up on Wikipedia:
- Why the Department of Energy was created.
@petergleick he also doesnt know Opec influences the oil prizes....
and oil companies want to make profits, so they will not " keep oil prices low" as that would cost em .
. . . and lo,
the Department of Energy did stretch forth its hand, and did delve deep into the bowels of the earth; and it came to pass that the godly people of the United States were made to dwell in plenty, for they were blessed with dominion over their own oil, yea, with energy independence.
And the merchants of oil did keep their prices low, that the adversaries of the United States might not triumph.
Thus were the godly people of The US shielded full well from the travail, the sorrow, and the desolation which the God-King had wrought upon the Holy Land.
/s
this made me literally bark out a staccato burst of laughter. Thank you.
@petergleick Capitalism was the system where the government tells all the businesses what to do with their prices, operations, etc. in a centrally planned way?
For some reason my notes from social studies said something different.
@petergleick
He also does not understand business, in which you purchase or create goods and sell them for an amount greater than the cost of the goods.
He's telling gas stations to lose money, just like he tried to tell Walmart not to raise prices in the face of tariffs.
If he wants to impose price controls, please let him start with housing rents. Oh, wait, that would be communism.
Two posts from Trump on TruthSocial:
1. To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!
2. posted 3 minutes earlier: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!
Erm, it's slightly mind-boggling to me, that ya'all have only just worked this out. Sheesh - we've been telling you since 2016, FFS.
@petergleick This is the guy with the nuclear codes everyone, no need to worry.
I feel like we should probably be more worried about that, than idk, Iran?
This is truly the stupidest timeline.
To #Trump, EVERYONE is other rich and powerful people, in this case the Big Oil executives he solicited for funds.
"EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN! IM WATCHING YOU!:
@petergleick Nobody's told him yet that they manage our nuclear arsenal.
Probably better that way.
Don't you think?
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