More evidence of the utter stupidity of Donald Trump.
1. He's panicking because he's just realized he'll be blamed for the rise in oil prices because he's illegally bombed Iran.
2. He doesn't know the Department of Energy doesn't drill for oil.
More evidence of the utter stupidity of Donald Trump.
1. He's panicking because he's just realized he'll be blamed for the rise in oil prices because he's illegally bombed Iran.
2. He doesn't know the Department of Energy doesn't drill for oil.
@petergleick he also doesnt know Opec influences the oil prizes....
and oil companies want to make profits, so they will not " keep oil prices low" as that would cost em .
. . . and lo,
the Department of Energy did stretch forth its hand, and did delve deep into the bowels of the earth; and it came to pass that the godly people of the United States were made to dwell in plenty, for they were blessed with dominion over their own oil, yea, with energy independence.
And the merchants of oil did keep their prices low, that the adversaries of the United States might not triumph.
Thus were the godly people of The US shielded full well from the travail, the sorrow, and the desolation which the God-King had wrought upon the Holy Land.
/s
this made me literally bark out a staccato burst of laughter. Thank you.
@petergleick Capitalism was the system where the government tells all the businesses what to do with their prices, operations, etc. in a centrally planned way?
For some reason my notes from social studies said something different.
Two posts from Trump on TruthSocial:
1. To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!
2. posted 3 minutes earlier: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I'M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON'T DO IT!
Erm, it's slightly mind-boggling to me, that ya'all have only just worked this out. Sheesh - we've been telling you since 2016, FFS.
@petergleick This is the guy with the nuclear codes everyone, no need to worry.
I feel like we should probably be more worried about that, than idk, Iran?
This is truly the stupidest timeline.
To #Trump, EVERYONE is other rich and powerful people, in this case the Big Oil executives he solicited for funds.
"EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN! IM WATCHING YOU!:
@petergleick Nobody's told him yet that they manage our nuclear arsenal.
Probably better that way.
Don't you think?
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EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU'RE PLAYING
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