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🌍🌎🌏 πŸ‘‹ β€œHumankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.” – Chief Seattle, Duwamish

Acknowledging that I live on the land of the #Atfalati tribe of the #Kalapuya people who inhabited this land before colonial settlers arrived

#PNW #Cascadia #knitting #crochet #gardening #BloomScrolling #SilentSunday #LichenSubscribe

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✨Soff✨ Mawr 1d ago

Spammers have been programmatically creating accounts on Mastodon instances for years. Sometimes they post once and never again, sometimes they post on a schedule. Sometimes they never post, like a waiting botnet.

As Mastodon's anti-spam solutions are effectively nonexistent, most instances in our network require manual approval of new accounts. Up until recently, it was easy to spot a spammer; their join reasons were generic.

ChatGPT spammers have now arrived.

#MastoAdmin #FediAdmin #spam

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Fedi.Tips1d ago

If you follow someone and you enjoy their posts but you don't like their boosts, you can hide just their boosts:

1. Click on their name or picture to go to their profile page
2. Click β‹―
2. Select "Hide Boosts"

If you change your mind, go back to their profile and select "Show Boosts".

#FediTips #Mastodon

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McNadoMD1d ago
Just remember, a few years from now, that anyone who joined ICE in 2025 knew what the fuck they were signing up to do.
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Prof. Sam Lawler1d ago
It is raining and terribly smoky at the same time, and I have a meeting soon to talk about a billionaire private astronaut mission run by a billionaire-owned space launch company that dropped space debris on farms near my house. This apocalyptic scifi novel I'm living in is dumb.
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πŸ…°πŸ…»πŸ…ΈπŸ…²πŸ…΄ (πŸŒˆπŸ¦„)1d ago

You get exactly one of the following powers.

Choose wisely.

Detect all BlΓ₯haj within 3 miles
1.2%
Cute lost socks appear in your dryer (clean)
0.9%
Takeout never spoils in your fridge
5.2%
Know definitively if a lesbian is into you
7.1%
All seats conform perfectly to your ass
3.6%
Know definitively if it's just a fart beforehand
2.3%
Always have amazingly minty fresh breath
3.5%
Can always unsay the last thing you said
16.6%
Cat's understand you perfectly
8.9%
Your bites are always endearing
1%
Always know any person's favorite food
2.5%
Can sleep 8 hours consistently
29.9%
A human always answers your phone calls
3%
Weekends feel longer than weekdays
12.8%
Everything tastes like butter to your enemies
1.5%
Poll ended at .
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Inspirational SkeletorπŸ’€1d ago
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Chris Petrilli2d ago
No notes.
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Si Fuller2d ago

Damn, the takahΔ“ really is like a globe of the world on legs.

edit: photo by Douglas Thorne

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Solarbird 2d ago

okay

fine

i laughed

#coding

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Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)2d ago

Apparently Libre Office is free and contains no AI.

#AI #Microsoft #LibreOffice

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Norcal Gma 2Jul 5
I bake because it makes me happy right before it makes someone else happy. I was anxious to be sure the cinnamon bread was cooked through in the middle. It's hard to cut it cleanly while warm.
The drizzled frosting is cinnamon and vanilla.
I will drop a loaf off to the grandkids tomorrow. They always slice it up, dip in egg batter and throw it on the griddle for grandma special French toast.
Today has been a good day.
Summer has been the center of our world.
#Baking
Show threadSabineJul 5
@NorcalGma2 They look yummy πŸ˜‹
Show threadstephaniepixie πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆJul 5
@NorcalGma2 That β€œgrandma special French toast” sounds sublime. I’m jealous of your grandkids πŸ˜…
Show threadNorcal Gma 2Jul 5
@stephaniepixie
Cinnamon bread is our healthier version. We used to turn my cinnamon rolls into French toast. Now we are calorie conscious. 🀣
Show threadstephaniepixie πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆJul 5
@NorcalGma2 Oh my… it all sounds so delicious πŸ˜‹
Show threadKellyAnn Romanych (she/her)Jul 5
@NorcalGma2 the baking updates are wonderful. I live vicariously thru them. We get precious few days where it's cool enough to throw on the oven & bake
Show threadChupacabra won't complyJul 5
@NorcalGma2 Been cold here.
Show threadMarg is grimJul 5
@NorcalGma2 This looks amazing and I would like to try it for stress relief baking purposes. Do you have a recipe you can share?
Show threadNorcal Gma 2Jul 5
@Margaritak
I have been baking this recipe since I was a kid so I do it from memory.
Show threadJoy_intlJul 5
@NorcalGma2 @Margaritak Now I'm really sad.. I came looking for the recipe too..
Thank you for asking Margaritak
Show threadMarg is grimJul 5
@Joy_intl @NorcalGma2 well I took the inspiration and found a recipe online - sally's recipes are good. Just need to add the icing if you want πŸ˜†
https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/homemade-cinnamon-swirl-bread/
Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread - Sally's Baking Addiction

Nothing compares to fresh bread and this simple recipe for homemade cinnamon swirl bread is a family favorite! The recipe makes just 1 loaf.

Sally's Baking Addiction
Show threadJoy_intlJul 5

@Margaritak aww! Thank you!
In response, I share the only cinnamon roll recipe I've tried - and been rather satisfied with -

I'm not a super experienced baker for breads that rise..

https://www.seriouseats.com/bravetart-homemade-cinnamon-rolls-recipe

One-Bowl, Overnight Cinnamon Rolls Recipe | BraveTart

These warm, gooey cinnamon rolls are a holiday secret weapon because the all-in-one recipe takes only one bowl and can be made in advance.

Serious Eats
Show threadMarg is grimJul 5
@Joy_intl Excellent- thank you! This is funny because I floated the cinnamon bread idea in the household and the household requested scrolls so that's what I am making. Happy baking all around.
Show threadKatherine WJul 5

@NorcalGma2

The cinnamon bread (and the grandma special made with it) are amazing!

I started using a quick-read thermometer to check doneness in baked goods and find it helpful.
Here's a photo of the baking section of my chart, inside the cupboard door next to the oven.

Show threadNorcal Gma 2Jul 5
@FiddleSix
I use toothpicks. I hadn't made this recipe in a long time even though I was pretty sure I wanted to check the texture before I gave a loaf away.
It is perfect for French toast.
I have been baking my whole life and I've never used temperature except for proofing the yeast. It is a good idea. Thank you.
Show threadNorcal Gma 2Jul 5
@FiddleSix
I learn so much from you.
Thank you again.
Show threadThe Eddie Show πŸ“·πŸŽ§β€οΈJul 5
@NorcalGma2 πŸ’œπŸ™Œ
Show threadTadhgJul 5
@NorcalGma2 that looks lovely :)
Show thread🌱@ambiguous_yelp:ahimsa.chatJul 5
@NorcalGma2 Eggs arent a resource 2 b exploited by humans its bodily produce of another who didnt agree 2 b part of a genocidal system that sexually exploits breeding 2 maximise profits, kills their day old male chicks (bc theyre "the wrong breed for meat") & slaughters them @ menopause bc they aren't doing what gives them value in the eyes of their abusers anymore backyard eggs have similar problems > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFz99OT18k #vegan https://nationearth.com
Why don't vegans eat backyard eggs?

YouTube
Show threadCazimodo CreativeJul 5
@NorcalGma2 Ooh, that looks delish πŸ˜‹
Show threadCindy JosaitisJul 5
That looks delicious.