This is how the AI bubble bursts: https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/917380/ai-monetization-anthropic-openai-token-economics-revenue

There is no conceivable way to break even for the AI industry—let alone to repay an investment that requires $2Tn a year from now to the end of the decade. That's about 3% of the entire planetary GNP. Just to break even.

@cstross

I'm guessing that the bubble will pop in 12 to 18 months.

I can see them generating this level revenue.

I wonder whatbthats going to look like for the rest of the economy? 🥺

@simonzerafa No, it'll burst sooner than that. Once SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI have IPO'd the big hypemongers will take their loot and run away, very fast, leaving the shareholders holding the bag.

Back in '99-00, the dot com bust followed a wave of IPOs as founders cashed out …

@cstross

I only have vague memories of the Dot Com bubble and crash but it seem serious at the time.

I was working for CompuServe when we were acquired by AOL and things went downhill after that.

@simonzerafa @cstross not a great bit of data, but from living through the dot com era, this is likely 100x the money and even more concentrated risk. I cannot see how we get out of this without major economic impact.

Not to the people who caused it, of course. We wouldn’t want consequences to befall the Chosen Ones.

@petrillic @simonzerafa @cstross

It is literally the ultimate (final and greatest) grift of all time.

The Gervais Principle

A fully realized theory of management through the lens of The Office

Ribbonfarm
@simonzerafa @cstross Oh .. that brings back memories of reading about new CompuServe members from AOL flooding the formerly pastoral forums, then being the first to turn around and bash the even newer AOL members who were arriving.
@cstross @simonzerafa how many of those founders are now VC backers of the new bubble.

@cstross @simonzerafa

The dotcom bubble killed a lot of companies and not always the "right" ones. This current bubble's insanity is like dotcom + Y2K + S&L. The fallout will likely cripple multiple economies and ruin 401ks across the board. This is looking like a generational collapse on the scale of The Great Depression largely because the current US government is an active participant in the looting and destruction. I suspect multiple governments will prop it up long after it should be dead just to maintain access to the surveillance it enables and use our taxes to do it. Its death will not cripple authoritarian fascists, but it will make it that much harder for the proles to get access to the same tools. Remember when PGP was considered a restricted weapon? I suspect more of that type of thinking to keep it out of our hands but fully in the government's. Just look at how Mythos is being treated.

@jrdepriest @cstross @simonzerafa

Just make sure that your 401K has switched to the S&P500, as they are the only index that is refusing to take AI stocks. :D

@jrdepriest @cstross @simonzerafa

Another idea just hit me:

Make sure that you tell the people running the S&P500 that this is the reason that you bought from their indexes.

Make sure that they understand if they change their minds, then you will dump their stocks.

@BillySmith @cstross @simonzerafa

I need to call my 401k company because it's all Blackrock LifePath. I will definitely mention this is the reason. Fuck Elon Musk, fuck genAI.

@cstross @simonzerafa I'm guessing all the people advertising about getting involved in these upcoming IPOs know exactly what they are doing then

@otfrom @cstross @simonzerafa

The real reason is that they're desperately trying to get the sleepers to believe in the Basilisk Cult:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2pJ_61eTU

:D

Mage: the Ascension

YouTube
@cstross @simonzerafa you can see a scenario where nvidia chugs on and all of the platforms go

@cstross @simonzerafa I really hope so.

Anyways this will never erase the damage that was done to humanity and to the internet. It will take generations to clean up.

@cstross @simonzerafa I miss the time when the worst thing tech CEOs could do as they were blowing through millions of dollars was wear leather pants.

@cstross @simonzerafa

Current scuttlebutt has the SpaceX IPO in June, OpenAI in September, and Anthropic in October. Even if these get delayed for a bit, we still might get a crash for the all-important Christmas season.

_So_ glad that I have a stable job in an industry that isn't directly affected by this mess.

https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5892110-openai-spacex-anthropic-stock-market/

@cstross My guess is that it starts in November: US mid-terms are a historical time of turmoil on the financial markets, no matter how they turn out. This time politics are a bit crazier than usual, which makes me think that those pendulum swings will be bigger than usual, too.

When _anything_ else happens in the economy (and there's enough on the plate for that), the "put more money into the burning pit" strategy going on with AI right now might suffer a hard blow.

Doesn't mean that the AI craze is gone by November, but I expect noticeable shifts by March that started as ripples around November.

@cstross
Don't you need institutions to underwrite an IPO and unless it goes well they will be hit hard financially. So will they do it?

Is Space bolloX going to be the first?
@simonzerafa

@cstross @simonzerafa how / why did the exchanges even let them IPO? that sounds like reputational risk if nothing else.

@bakuninboys @simonzerafa Exchanges get a transaction fee per buy/sell. They don't care about the share price: it's the backers of the IPO who deserve the roasting for over-valuing the shares at launch.

(Obligatory disclaimer: this is ignoring the issue with shareholder-owned corporations with tradable shares, i.e. it's a license for grifters.)

@cstross @simonzerafa wow that's seriously scary. Like I thought they had a bunch of prudential regulation to stop complete scammers from being on them.
@bakuninboys @simonzerafa Regulation lags behind exploitation: new exploits are always coming along. And it's even worse when the government itself is targeted by the scammers (see attempts to neuter regulators, the Trump regime, etc.)
@cstross @simonzerafa OK one whole meta level up, it's extra crazy how whatever crazy thing has happened in the past can be explained by gesturing at the current US regime. This is a solid "how the heck did we get here" stare off in the distance. "Oh yeah, we live inside a punch line"

@cstross @simonzerafa

As a programmer for a large tech company (non-fang) that pushes me to use Ai/LLM, how do I survive this?

@simonzerafa @cstross I've been saying the AI bubble is about to pop for over 30 months now.

Unfortunately, even though you can identify when a tree is rotten, you can never predict exactly when a big enough gust of wind will come to finally blow it down.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross

I was in a dot-com company (that missed the IPO train) and knew the game was up way before it all went south. I left six months before they got sold to OpenText for a measly £4 million, my 10s of thousands of options worth nothing and the company products basically no longer existing.

As an aside, I was working for Hummingbird a few years later when they too got acquired by OpenText. Which was a bit crap, as they sucked the joy out of what was a great place to work.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross
To continue the rotten tree analogy, if the rot is extensive enough, you don't even need a puff of wind.
@mikemccaffrey
Last time I heard wind being used in the context of economy, it was a metaphor for high interest rates.
We could use some of those.
@simonzerafa @cstross
@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross Unfortunately, the market can stay irrational for a shockingly long time.

@mikemccaffrey @simonzerafa @cstross

Dornbusch's Law: “Financial crises take much, much longer to come than you think and then they happen much faster than you would have thought. So you have a chance to be wrong twice.”

@simonzerafa
Unless they charge something between 200 and 2000 each month per #ai user 'seat'. This will raise serious questions if it is really worth it?

Is every single employee in your company actually saving time and money that is anywhere near the amount that a monthly license will cost?

Keeping in mind the extensive handholding and checking those tools need. We have all seen the examples of dangerously misbehaving agents. Do the costs outweigh the benefits?
@cstross

@simonzerafa @cstross

There won't be an economy, as such. They're already firing people en masse or not rehiring those that have retired or left for other reasons. Or we'll die of starvation first as ICE gets rid of the people who pick our fruit and vegetables.

@cstross Hopefully all those people losing their jobs now because AI is taking their job will get hired back. Hope this bursts before they build the ones around me where they will suck our source of drinking water dry in less than 10 yrs.
@thecurler3 @cstross
Hopefully they will have set up new businesses of whatever form, and replace the old ones, rather than return.

@thecurler3 @cstross

Industries will burn before the investor class allows them to rehire. Maybe after 35% of the S&P go through bankruptcy we can begin again.

@cstross Alas, there's a paywall
@meercat0 @d1 The archive-dot sites are bad. You can, however, turn off javascript, reload the page, and turn javascript back on to get past the paywall.
@solitha @meercat0 @d1 Or just install Bypass Paywalls Clean, or add its rules file to your existing ad blocker. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bypass_Paywalls_Clean
Bypass Paywalls Clean - Wikipedia

@mathew Eh, think I'll avoid downloading anything from a Russian site (and my adblocker is my browser).

There is now a copy of the article on Internet Archive, and I linked it elsewhere in the comments. Much more trustworthy.

@meercat0 @d1

@solitha @meercat0 @d1 You can just add the filter rules to your regular ad blocker like I do. No need to trust any software from a Russian web site.

@mathew @meercat0 @d1 Well, I'd have to go to the Russian web site to find the rules, which is a non-starter for me.

Finding the rules is beyond my limited tech knowledge, as is how I would add any such rules to Vivaldi.

Temporarily toggling javascript works for me.

@mathew I feel like you're not really reading all I'm saying, so let's just let it go, please.

@meercat0 @d1

@solitha @meercat0 @d1 I was just responding to the concerns you brought up, mostly for the benefit of anyone else reading the thread who might have similar concerns. If you don't want to use it, that's fine, I have no problem with that. And thanks for making people aware of the issues with archive.is.
@solitha @meercat0 by golly it works

@d1 I've only recently learned the trick, and it's proven helpful most of the time.

My spouse knows how to get into the webpage code to do the same thing, but I don't have that expertise, and most blocks seem to be javascript.

@meercat0

@solitha Can you please elaborate a little as to why archive dot sites are bad? Thank you in advance

@meercat0 Sure. I lose track of where I've posted this sometimes.

Only archive.org, the Internet Archive, is trustworthy. The rest seem to be a constellation of shady sites.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/02/wikipedia-bans-archive-today-after-site-executed-ddos-and-altered-web-captures/

Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, starts removing 695,000 archive links

If DDoSing a blog wasn't bad enough, archive site also tampered with web snapshots.

Ars Technica
@solitha ah OK, didn’t know this. Thanks a lot
@cstross You just have to believe that it will all work out. Better prompts will bring prosperity and contentment.
@Fernhead @cstross Better living through promptometry.
@cstross meanwhile, my employer is no longer talking about blockchain and NFTs (to promote environmental awareness!) and is now keen on AI and quantum. It did have a brief fling with 3D ages ago.
@cstross And remember everyone - when they call and ask if you want your job back, you should be asking for a minimum of 25% more…. 50% if you think you can get it.