Mastodawn

Another Angry Woman Feb 3

isekai truck

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theresa

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make your own foot scrub

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my roommate is a pulley

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boomgasm

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losing blood

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the first rule of baking

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calling me a slur would've been easier

Another Angry Woman Feb 16

post cunt

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grope-nheimer

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rorschach test

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tricky dick

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testicle refund

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tiramisu

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bill and ted

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tes THDPSSSSPS

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the information withholder

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salem witch premium

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the fox and mole

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horseified

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buttons that go hard

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jfk

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hedgehog

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flawless praxis

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Stephanie

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welcome to the pee pee palace

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hotel art

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medieval groupchat

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elon musk

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top gun

Another Angry Woman May 12

ancient persian poet

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climbing up this incline again alone

Another Angry Woman May 12

one guard lies

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whimsical idiot boyfriend

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shipping discourse

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I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

Another Angry Woman May 12

clever

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clippy tattoo

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marge and homer shit

Another Angry Woman May 31

ancient flute

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good boy

Another Angry Woman May 31

book rec

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cooking vs cooked

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hard lime difficult time

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quitting the monastery

Another Angry Woman Jun 4

FTM

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mcdonalds

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a little bit of monica

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

I want that twink obliterated

Another Angry Woman Jun 8

europeans live longer

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doctor cockroach

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feeling old yet?

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

human chicken

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

you're gay

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

legit 10/10 display and curation practices here

Another Angry Woman Jun 21

divorce themed restaurant

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thomas cromwell

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when your stomach is really mad at you

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

this could happen

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

dolphins

Another Angry Woman Jul 14

sexiest man alive

for a day, while . . .Jul 14

dolphins deserve better . . .

Wombat For Hire Jun 21

@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.

@stavvers I kept the house salad

Sin Vega Jun 21

@stavvers she's turned the wines against us

Daniel Johnson Jun 21

@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)

eyrea 🇨🇦Jun 21

@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.

Sin Vega Jun 22

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

Dark Sheep Arts Jul 20

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

Rob Isaac Jul 22

@DarkSheepArts please can I steal “Sir Walter Whiteguy”

Dark Sheep Arts Jul 22

Please do!

forestine 6d ago

@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)

@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.

Robee? Na! 🌈Jun 21

@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever

Stumpy The Mutt Jun 21

@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.

cpoffers Jun 21

@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real

Philippa Cowderoy Jun 21

@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?

Tatzelbrumm Jun 21

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

@stavvers Laudanum wasn’t even illegal yet. The police only wanted them because they didn’t have a rectifier’s licence.

i_give_u_worms Aug 3

@stavvers the race and crime issues are so different when they just work with a bunch of well organized Spaniards who have a letter from their queen to sell laudanum, although a yellowed patina is still applied to all the paintings of their location

@stavvers No, but you see, day-drinker Jacques is actually very healthy because something something red wine something antioxidants.

Michael Critz Jun 8

@stavvers @jwz I hear them think, “prove it!”

Infant mortality.

Forget walkable cities, sugar, pesticides, sensible gun rights, social safety nets, opioid use, etc; we Americans die from inadequate healthcare before we take our first steps.

@stavvers also Plastic Sandwich Paul

Paul Brownjohn Jun 8

That is true!

Firstly, we don't go around shooting each other in vast numbers, secondly we pretty much all have exemplary health care either for free or at prices everyone can afford without going bankrupt and finally we eat far more healthily than folk in the USA and most of all we eat much, much LESS!

Coal the black bull 6d ago

@stavvers lol never knew

Chaotic Catboy 6d ago

@stavvers I definitely make mediocre pasta dishes on a regular basis

BoyBrave 6d ago

@stavvers @ftmboy

liebach not laibach May 31

@stavvers I agree completely.

DeanFarrell 6d ago

@stavvers I think the Runaways are way better than Hole AND Nirvana.

binchicken May 31

@stavvers it's grill or be grilled in this fucked up world

Philippa Cowderoy May 31

@stavvers "Now shit or get out of the kitchen"

@stavvers @cstross See also, the old SubGenius dictum, “the difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on”

@stavvers Does this also apply to smoking and smoked?

botvolution May 31

@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave

Jeremy Kahn May 31

FWIW endorsed by my 12-year-old as "valid"

RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaist May 31

@stavvers This is going to show up in one of my stories.

Atomic Orbitals May 31

@stavvers Brilliant!

Kate Akiko May 31

@stavvers omfg this is so wrong. And sad. And a 13 year old sounding like a 73 year old Maga maniac. What a mindset. Already in a small cage of self inflicted doom garnished with adult sarcasm and borrowed adult stance at that young age. What a sad way of bringing up a young soul.

Why do so many like this? It is utterly disgusting. Horrible.

This ruined my evening.

Old Stone Man@earthstream.soc Jun 1

@stavvers #Wise

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Another Angry Woman Feb 3

make your own foot scrub

Another Angry Woman Feb 15

my roommate is a pulley

Another Angry Woman Feb 15

boomgasm

Another Angry Woman Feb 15

losing blood

Another Angry Woman Feb 15

the first rule of baking

Another Angry Woman Feb 15

calling me a slur would've been easier

Another Angry Woman Feb 16

post cunt

Another Angry Woman Feb 16

grope-nheimer

Another Angry Woman Feb 20

rorschach test

Another Angry Woman Feb 21

tricky dick

Another Angry Woman Mar 1

testicle refund

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tiramisu

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bill and ted

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tes THDPSSSSPS

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the information withholder

Another Angry Woman Apr 5

salem witch premium

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the fox and mole

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horseified

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buttons that go hard

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jfk

Another Angry Woman Apr 6

hedgehog

Just Boby Apr 5

@stavvers Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw god 😆😩😩😆

🔥 Mireille Sillander 🔥Apr 5

@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies

@stavvers @SpellsAgainstCivilisation relevant to your interests

Nicky Roscoe-Calvert Apr 9

@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁

Charles ☭ says smash the patriarchy May 13

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

Li ~ Crystal System Mar 17

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg

@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi

Ari "Two Naps" Jackson Mar 1

@stavvers this is delightful!

@stavvers This is even funnier given the actual plot of the movie

James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Mar 1

@stavvers Unless they are Bodhisattvas and chose to stay behind and help others transcend? (Once they actually learn to play guitar)

Mark Pauley Mar 2

@stavvers they are committed to not leave samsara until all leave samsara

ideaPDish Mar 2

@stavvers
Didnlt that guy there, on the left grow up a little and become Neo?

@stavvers What about their characters is enlightened?

Doctor Coyote - Heirophant Apr 27

*Banjo has been slain by this image*

@stavvers > Trans Date

neocat_flag_transbian

@stavvers Trans Date too

jan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️🔞Mar 1

@stavvers "eyyy boss, so what will it be today, the usual?
- just one ball today chief"

xXZèfStoopidTS1312Xx Mar 1

@stavvers There's a grindcore band that could be named after that, y'know

@stavvers My dad got billed for three cataract surgeries despite resolutely persisting in having only two eyes.

Just shows how routinely USian healthcare overcharges people. It's not usually so easy to catch.

@stavvers The fact it says Trans Date too

The Witch of Crow Briar Mar 1

@stavvers I instantly heard the Sesame Street Count laughing after the second “three balls” 😭

tungsten cube gf Jun 27

@stavvers surgeons scramble to try to find out where extra testicle came from

Anthropy Jul 28

@stavvers ah yes the infamous middle ball

Agnieszka R. Turczyńska Feb 21

@stavvers The word "jądro" has a few meanings in Polish.
It could be core. Please note, sometimes "rdzeń" is being used instead, depending on the context.
It could be nucleus. Of an atom.
Or it could be a testicle.

So, in Polish, nuclear physics and testicular physics are the same phrase: fizyka jądrowa.

Now, imagine being a physics teacher for 17 years old boys, telling them about nuclear physics.

And we have not even got to colliding the nuclei.

Advanced Persistent Teapot Feb 21

@agturcz @stavvers spare a thought for my chemistry teacher introducing "strained ring" compounds in the organic chemistry module

Ben Curthoys Feb 21

@agturcz @stavvers balls

@agturcz @stavvers is this jadro cognate with hadron as in the Large Hadron Collider?

@salvae23 @agturcz @stavvers absolutely nothing to do with it, and the j in Polish isn't pronounced like the j in Spanish lol

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/j%C4%85dro

jądro - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

Wiktionary

neocat_flag_lesbian

@agturcz It's not gay if the nuclei don't collide

Sky, Cozy Goth Prince of Cats Feb 21

@stavvers Trixon

Medea Vanamonde🏳️‍⚧️ ♀Feb 22

@stavvers @puppygirlhornypost2 have you read or seen the film version of Radio Free Albemuth,

Dwight Williams (💉 x9)+😷🇨🇦Feb 26

@stavvers "Richard the Treacherous" seems far more apropos.

John Maxwell Feb 20

@stavvers Must've used a different deck for me.

Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫Feb 20

I don't know why I needed to see that, but I must have somehow, because it made me LOL uncontrollably for nearly a full minute.

@stavvers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stavvers (tents fingers) innnnnnteresting

Ein Wesen Feb 16

@stavvers i want this so badly to be real!

Gabbo the wafrn guy Feb 3

@stavvers hey I know I am quite annoying with this one, but I feel like your thread only gets better every time I see it in here

https://app.wafrn.net/fediverse/post/a361c06a-5c11-43f7-9dad-59415ef6a859

(now it wont make your computer or phone explode)

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