testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
one guard lies
whimsical idiot boyfriend
shipping discourse
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
clever
clippy tattoo
marge and homer shit
ancient flute
good boy
book rec
cooking vs cooked
hard lime difficult time
quitting the monastery
FTM
mcdonalds
a little bit of monica
I want that twink obliterated
europeans live longer
doctor cockroach
feeling old yet?
human chicken
you're gay
legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
divorce themed restaurant
thomas cromwell
when your stomach is really mad at you
@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
@stavvers I kept the house salad
@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?
@stavvers You just created the Diogenes Meal

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html