grope-nheimer
rorschach test
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testicle refund
tiramisu
bill and ted
tes THDPSSSSPS
the information withholder
salem witch premium
the fox and mole
horseified
buttons that go hard
jfk
hedgehog
flawless praxis
Stephanie
welcome to the pee pee palace
hotel art
medieval groupchat
elon musk
top gun
ancient persian poet
climbing up this incline again alone
one guard lies
whimsical idiot boyfriend
shipping discourse
I would die with honour at the hands of a fool
clever
clippy tattoo
marge and homer shit
ancient flute
good boy
book rec
cooking vs cooked
hard lime difficult time
quitting the monastery
FTM
mcdonalds
a little bit of monica
I want that twink obliterated
europeans live longer
doctor cockroach
feeling old yet?
human chicken
you're gay
legit 10/10 display and curation practices here
divorce themed restaurant
thomas cromwell
when your stomach is really mad at you
this could happen
dolphins
sexiest man alive
extra virgin
the exact opposite problem of when people name babies instead of future adults
lowest point
no fucks to give
jonah
behold a chicken
@stavvers would it have freaked her out more if she'd been told she was eating a chicken's period.......
@stavvers Oh, but they can be orange too if you feed them corn. The color is not the thing that gives it away.
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the alt text has read #OK Jonah as #OK Jonathan. rather loses the meaning for alt text users.

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Oh yes they are virgin olives, yeah but they insist on making so many instagram videos, and putting on six different outfits everyday.

More "extra" than "virgin" if you ask me.

@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
@stavvers I kept the house salad
@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as “horse divorce.” (Or sometimes “horse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

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I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
@stavvers @fionaorkneynews that sounds like an excellent model for the proposed exhibition on Dr Rae, who worked with the local inhabitants and spoke their language. https://www.orkneyology.com/john-rae.html
John Rae, Little-Known Arctic Explorer - a Man Ahead of His Time

Orkney's Dr John Rae was one of the greatest Arctic explorers. His willingness to learn from the Inuit and First Nations people made him successful ... and highly unusual amidst Victorian England's prejudice and racial arrogance. So why have you never heard of him?

Orkneyology.com
@peterbrown @stavvers lots of Orkney men worked in the Nor Wast and many had local wives and families. We've published those stories in The Orkney News and those of John Rae
@fionaorkneynews @stavvers yes I understand that. I was specifically referring to the proposed museum at his house.
I believe they had a consultation recently on what people wanted to see there
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?

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Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: »Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

@stavvers the race and crime issues are so different when they just work with a bunch of well organized Spaniards who have a letter from their queen to sell laudanum, although a yellowed patina is still applied to all the paintings of their location

@stavvers @jwz I hear them think, “prove it!”

Infant mortality.

Forget walkable cities, sugar, pesticides, sensible gun rights, social safety nets, opioid use, etc; we Americans die from inadequate healthcare before we take our first steps.

@stavvers also Plastic Sandwich Paul

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That is true!

Firstly, we don't go around shooting each other in vast numbers, secondly we pretty much all have exemplary health care either for free or at prices everyone can afford without going bankrupt and finally we eat far more healthily than folk in the USA and most of all we eat much, much LESS!