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@stavvers Appetizers are called prenups.
@stavvers I kept the house salad
@stavvers she's turned the wines against us
@stavvers My grandpa used to jokingly refer to hors d’oeuvres as β€œhorse divorce.” (Or sometimes β€œhorse’s ovaries,” but that is less apropos to this particular situation.)
@stavvers reminds me of when I saw pictures of the maps, the indigenous people gave Lewis and Clark on their so-called Discovery Expedition.

@stavvers inevitable link to the kate beaton robinson crusoe comic:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=286

"I am going to kick him in the nuts"

@stavvers

I love it. I sometimes listen to paranormal Youtube videos when I'm doing art and so many of them are like, "and Sir Walter Whiteguy's last letters back says that he pressed on despite the natives warning him of evil spirits in the mountains, but when I investigated, what local accounts say is that they told him his map was bullshit and he was going to be eaten by bears."

@DarkSheepArts please can I steal β€œSir Walter Whiteguy”
@stavvers i saw a documentary once about searching for the lost Franklin Expedition and the First Nations kept saying 'have you looked in the area that literally translates to 'Boat Place'? and the searchers kept going 'guess we'll never know what happened to the ship' (you can guess where they finally found it)
@stavvers ah yes, the classic "this is a total trainwreck" tumblr post. absolute best genre of post.
@stavvers This is the best screenshot ever
@stavvers AI says it's a photo of Harpo, Chicko, Groucho and Zeppo Marx.
@stavvers "Adult Human Chicken" is real
@stavvers but was it adult human chicken?

@stavvers
Diogenes der Weise aber kroch ins Faß
Und sprach: Β»Ja, ja, das kommt von das!!Β«

https://www.projekt-gutenberg.org/wbusch/diogen/diogen4.html

@stavvers Laudanum wasn’t even illegal yet. The police only wanted them because they didn’t have a rectifier’s licence.
@stavvers the race and crime issues are so different when they just work with a bunch of well organized Spaniards who have a letter from their queen to sell laudanum, although a yellowed patina is still applied to all the paintings of their location
@stavvers No, but you see, day-drinker Jacques is actually very healthy because something something red wine something antioxidants.

@stavvers @jwz I hear them think, β€œprove it!”

Infant mortality.

Forget walkable cities, sugar, pesticides, sensible gun rights, social safety nets, opioid use, etc; we Americans die from inadequate healthcare before we take our first steps.

@stavvers also Plastic Sandwich Paul

@stavvers

That is true!

Firstly, we don't go around shooting each other in vast numbers, secondly we pretty much all have exemplary health care either for free or at prices everyone can afford without going bankrupt and finally we eat far more healthily than folk in the USA and most of all we eat much, much LESS!

@stavvers I definitely make mediocre pasta dishes on a regular basis
@stavvers I think the Runaways are way better than Hole AND Nirvana.
@stavvers it's grill or be grilled in this fucked up world
@stavvers "Now shit or get out of the kitchen"
@stavvers @cstross See also, the old SubGenius dictum, β€œthe difference between Heaven and Hell is which side of the pitchfork you’re on”
@stavvers Does this also apply to smoking and smoked?
@stavvers
Pleased to hear that Claude Levi-Strauss has kindly consented to return from the grave

@stavvers

FWIW endorsed by my 12-year-old as "valid"

@stavvers This is going to show up in one of my stories.
@stavvers omfg this is so wrong. And sad. And a 13 year old sounding like a 73 year old Maga maniac. What a mindset. Already in a small cage of self inflicted doom garnished with adult sarcasm and borrowed adult stance at that young age. What a sad way of bringing up a young soul.

Why do so many like this? It is utterly disgusting. Horrible.

This ruined my evening.
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@stavvers Oh, Mother of God! I read through all of that except the last paragraph before I remembered how Im supposed to be extra wary of distractions when I don’t want to finish getting ready for work…
@stavvers have these people considered that they might live in different countries or areas, or work in different industries?
@stavvers Also i think they should make human size boxes for me to sit in
@stavvers
That is a thing of beauty.
@stavvers that last guard is me

@stavvers @electricarchaeo

Peter Gabriel and that eagle in 3 ... 2 ...

@stavvers And if I only could, face god and walk backwards into the gates of hell
@stavvers related little fun fact, "Iceman" from Top Gun was based on Deniz Tek from iconic Australian punk band Radio Birdman, which just add another delicious layer.

@paramnesiac @stavvers

"his time as a flight surgeon in the United States Navy inspired Top Gun filmmakers, as his callsign was 'Iceman' and producers visited his squadron to do research.

"I was very surprised when the movie came out, and it had an 'Iceman' in it. And I tell ya, it ruined the callsign from then on - it was just terrible. Like, thanks a lot, can I just be Doc or something like that now?""

https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/perth-breakfast/vf-radio-birdman-deniz-tek/12702270

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Birdman

Is Radio Birdman's Deniz Tek the original 'Iceman'? - ABC listen

From original punk rocker, to naval officer, to emergency department surgeon, Deniz Tek has lived many remarkable lives.

ABC listen

@craige @stavvers HA!

I've been lucky enough to see him with the Birdmen (when they reunited in the late aughts) and with his own band, but hadn't heard this story.

Thanks for the ABC link. I'll give that a listen.

@stavvers Changing the name of the chat to 'Gravy'.
@stavvers this is the plot of 'All Fours'
@stavvers β€œgender reveal party but the reveal is for who the gender belongs to” 🀣
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@stavvers The better quality fire and ad-free witness testimonies
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@willlll thank you, it is indeed 😁

@stavvers

I keep seeing this toot on one of my lists and every single time, I misread it as "Salem Witch Perinium", and think it must have something to do with the Vagina Museum

@stavvers that took me a few seconds omg
@stavvers th+sigma theta+d+psi+s+s+sigma+psi
almost mixed up phi and psi