@meganecko

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Grumpy person living in the Southeast US. A bookish nerd, but also a dumbass. I mostly boost stuff and I have the same sense of humor as a twelve year old, so if you’d prefer not to see a lot of absurdist dick jokes maybe don’t follow me. Really, no one at all should follow me. Why are you even looking at my profile? Your integrity as a person has been compromised just by reading this.
PFP:A painting of a lady in a white fin de siecle dress boredly petting a black cat perched on her shoulder.
Cheese?Yes, please!
Lactose intolerant?Also yes :(
PronounsShe/her
They call it the “Walk Into The Woods And Never Return” Challenge! All over the US, kids are posting videos of themselves walking into the woods, never to return. None have been heard from since, lending credibility to their claim and inspiring millions to join in. Relatedly, this is my last report.

Manifest #911 from NROL-111 (COSMIC TOP SECRET)

1. Former Spillovers
2. Maze of Distortion
3. Antediluvian Eagle Center

@artemis I often remember, when I was in a psychiatric group for people with anorexia. I was there as an intern. The therapist said something like: "You cannot give 120%. You only can give 100%." And I said something like: "Or maybe only 80%. I'm not my "best self" all the time."

I often remember that, because I feel it should be normalized to keep energy, just because it's nice not to be exhausted.

What the actual fuck.

This is why I never, ever console someone with "you did your best", because I've always felt like "doing your best" was kind of an abusive concept.

history lessons in democracy — from magna carta to magma farta

in this talk i will …

I recently served on a jury for a criminal case which frankly never should have been brought to trial. We returned “not guilty” on all counts with minimal deliberation.

The evidence showed what many have been saying about the USA for a long time:

— White people have a presumption of innocence and PoC are presumed to be the offenders.

— Our legal system (from the officers on patrol on up to the state and federal attorneys bringing the actions) is primed to protect the interests of landlords and other property owners over the common citizenry.

— The responding officer in this case did everything except deescalate the situation. Cooler heads could have avoided the incident entirely.

— Body cam footage is extremely important.

I believe our verdict was both correct and just. However, the defendant was jailed, had to post bond, and incurred extensive expense, missed work, and emotional turmoil fighting the charges. Also simply being charged follows you around, even if you’re exonerated. Nobody is going to repair that or ever make the defendant whole. That is real injustice.

"I need to create a trucking company and I'm in a huge hurry"
"Sure, what's the name of the company?"
"SF... uh... Services"
"Done"
@SazeracLA
My ignorance of Ancient Greek mythology is my Achilles elbow.
@hmm_cook I found my own variation that worked for me that I called the Peemodoro technique: Drink a lot of water and your bladder will let you know when it's time for a break. (Warning: May not work so well for folks with alexithymia.)
When life hands you lemons... come to my house; life usually hands me tequila.