@scalzi

achieving a whole new level of meta with a technically-a-technical there

@scalzi where do they think they will find a charging point.

Just get a hilux.

@scalzi Speaking as a former US Army cavalry scout: HAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, good luck with that.

@scalzi "even if it is not immediately targeted as the most obvious thing to shoot at"

Not to mention a violation of the Geneva Conventions. At least, I assume "inducing the enemy to claw their own eyes out" counts as a blinding weapon...

@scalzi Let's put rich people in them and find out.

The funniest part is that if they catch fire, they can't be put out, and they ain't moving. So a techno futurist version of the flames in a barrel.

The panels are 'reasonably' bulletproof, the windows are not, and everything else about them is....yeah.

@scalzi

Saw a wankpanzer and their truck buddy out driving yesterday with big ass flags on them and some Trump Youth riding in the beds.

Got to yell "WEIRDOS!" at them. That was fun.

@scalzi
@coldwarsteve's take on this:

#Cybertruck

@scalzi

That is so Cybertruck attitude defining it should be standard equipment.

@scalzi

That piece of shit isn’t even waterproof let alone bulletproof. It’s recommended not to expose it to the elements for an extended period of time. In fact, I wrote a post about it months ago:

I’M A GENIUS! I’M SMARTER THAN ELON MUSK!
Not that that’s at all difficult to accomplish.
I found the solution for corrosion of the CyberTruck!

@scalzi

just throw some sandbags in front of it.

Instantly immobilized.

@scalzi

Well that explains why Ukraine is investing in a Raccoon Corps.

@scalzi

But will it survive a car wash?

@scalzi

It let's you LARP like you're in a war zone though