HOLY SHIT Y'ALL!

We thought the Wankpanzer was the limit.

It gets DUMBER. And it's too early for April Fool's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4CSPJU3mI

#Cybertruck #Tesla #TeslaTakedown

The Guardian: Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck

"...Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. Victims’ families blame what they say is the faulty design...“The body inside was severely burnt and was completely unidentifiable,” one officer wrote in his report. “You could see a pelvic spine and ribcage laying across the front two seats, mostly in the passenger seat,” another wrote..."

(CW: gory descriptions of what happens when people are incinerated to death in a Cybertruck)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/18/tesla-cybertruck-crashes-battery-fires

#tesla #cybertruck #gory