"A colonel, with a heart the size of Texas, and a beautiful deployment mustache to match."

Really makes you think.

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It's 2026. Where's the space elevator Arthur C. Clarke promised us?!

And the moon base with the maglev launch system that Robert Heinlein promised us!

"Whales are assholes"

~ Science

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/science/article/caught-on-camera-at-last-the-head-butting-whales-of-the-high-seas-z7f5jkz75

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"Maximum optionality"

Quit making up words!

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Awkward.

https://deadline.com/2026/03/writers-guild-contract-talks-protest-1236757131/

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Big ol' sulfurous magma planets in the news!

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/mar/16/a-molten-mushy-state-scientists-may-have-found-a-new-type-of-liquid-planet

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*The omnivore has a diet of produce, proteins and some biscuit-like items at the zoo’s veterinary centre."

Mmmmm...biscuit-like items.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/11/stowaway-fox-travels-on-cargo-ship-from-england-to-us

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So wait; it's a ship ship, shipping ships?

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"Trump says war will last four weeks"

Uh oh. That's twice as long as he usually gives himself when he doesn't have a plan.

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Operation Angry Penis

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