Another Angry Woman
cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise
Phil Hartup@stavvers I still don't know who Alexander Hamilton is. Sounds like a guy who'd present Top Gear.
DoctorEmm@stavvers As the owner-executor of several $10 bills, I’m going to allow the slutshaming to proceed.
big little brother energy@stavvers wasn’t Hercules Mulligan the super slutty one in the play, anyway?
@js_thrill to be fair, irl Hamilton was in love with Laurens and went so far as to invite him for a threesome with his wife, so he was a bit slutty
Arcaik@stavvers The alttext is pretty bad, some I were transformed into |, “WTF is” became “Wifis”.
Andrés (personal views)@stavvers
What does she training?
What does she training?
NicholasBuzzred@stavvers ha yess this is ace
So gigantic magic eyes
Donna@stavvers I’m afraid I thought the same when I read LOTR age 14.
Legolas must have enormous eyes or the wavelength of the light was different in the third age compared to now.
And Middle Earth was flat, not round.
Legolas must have enormous eyes or the wavelength of the light was different in the third age compared to now.
And Middle Earth was flat, not round.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@stavvers seeing people walking around with wide, dilated eyes and it's not drugs, they're elves seeing the Flat Earth.
Mae@stavvers the last one fucks me up, can elves see their own back? By looking forward into a massive spyglass? How does the magic behave if they try to look into space? Does the sun never set for them?
Shiri (she/they)
Frost「
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｜霜の狼｜人面獣心」🐺❄️
Keks@stavvers omg it got everything I love: physics, literature and a cute drawing of Legolas.
Made my day. 🥰
Jette@stavvers my mother could make out the number of the bus coming around the curve of the hill a good four miles away. Had to hold her knitting out at arms length to count stitches, but she could make out the difference between the Edinburgh and Haddington buses on the road from Dunbar.
Bonhomie Games
Jim Jones@stavvers I want all my elves to look like owls.
Gobelin Nounours@stavvers i suppose they've zoom in eyes like the eagles.
elizabeth veldon
xrvs
Shinydan
The Duality of Xan@stavvers I am going to sign all my emails with best slutantions from now on
maddie (MOVED!) 
SpaceLifeFormThis is wrong. Venn diagrams use circles.
Jilly@stavvers this is depressingly accurate for me
Sylvhem@stavvers I’m cackling.
James Davis Nicoll@stavvers I just had a flashback to the old rec.games.frp.misc days, specifically the Inphobia debacle. Specifically, the Hey Net Punk post. Heady days.
https://groups.google.com/g/alt.games.whitewolf/c/ZLVNWrOIAOM
Steffi the Redhead@stavvers these guys need to go to a FKK beach and chill.
There they can learn that nudity and eroticism are not the same.
Plus the majority of erotical pics is with (sometimes very tiny) clothes or other covering things.
There they can learn that nudity and eroticism are not the same.
Plus the majority of erotical pics is with (sometimes very tiny) clothes or other covering things.
Bethany Black@stavvers these guys will grow up to write “never happened” on posts where anything interesting happened.
@BethanyBlack honestly tempted to write "never happened" on Dean lying on the floor, bet that didn't happen, lads
@stavvers “you’re not drunk, you’re just sweeping”
WillTootMaybe@stavvers hashtag fucking nailed it
Wolfie Rankin@stavvers Well he screwed a Dragon so that says something.
c.reider 
@stavvers very annoying to answer this as if it’s not just a funny shitpost, but I’m nd, and also a gardner w/ experience composting, and the real problem w/ those teabags is that celestial seasonings makes them with plastic so they don’t break down. you end up with little clods of plastic mesh all over your compost.
Raquelita_e
Ed... should be in bed.@stavvers
Union man, I bet. I'm canukian, I dunno if you have unions there...
Union man, I bet. I'm canukian, I dunno if you have unions there...
Aldo Billingslea
DawiLDanger@stavvers that image still exists? That was already around at Memebase 20 years ago. I wonder where the punk post person is now ...