IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.
young man
november
seal
PASTA
bitch that's the tubby custard machine
the spider stairs
moderation, 2018
sickening
goncharov (1973)
liches on okcupid
only one bed
you already have an account
lift the flap
IPA
I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
5 hit combo
if you go to the circus for news
ball pit
nedjem
I literally say this to my beloved several times a week
most feminist line to ever not pass the bechdel test
stark
satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan
assigned cop at birth
kat goes to the 7/11
a smug, insufferable little clown baby
5p bags
gandalf big naturals
hands
short cows
cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
ELODIEUNDERGLASS

if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...

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r2d2 sounds
class war
i am support
goddammit, mr noodle
twitter alternative
journal
real life creepypasta
this post has everything
times new bastard
making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
barbie really squirts
improving conservative memes
2007 wrapped
tell me why
to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all
green knight
Way Harsh, Tai.

You strike Green Knight? You cut off his head like the football?! Oh! Oh! Beheading for Gawain! Beheading for Gawain One Year Hence!!

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@stavvers the best part is reading these quotes in obama's voice
@stavvers my new second favorite ven diagram
@stavvers
Something quite moving and profound about this.
@stavvers omfg the patch can I buy 100 please, the homies are going to be kitted out 😂
@stavvers the respect the flag one in the middle is my twitter background
@stavvers The thing that gets me about the original versions of these memes, is that if you cruise the accounts of the folk who post them it’s like playing Federal Flag Code Violation Bingo — you know, the regulations that define what “respecting the flag” is. 🙂
@stavvers "i'll help you pack" is absolutely brilliant here
@valrus omfg I hadn't even noticed the double entendre there
@stavvers I need a bisexual version of this 🤣
@stavvers someone should make a "don't tread on me" one with a bottle of estrogen pills instead of a snake
@stavvers Very sociopathic. Well done. 🤯
@stavvers It needs to be more random.
@stavvers see also https://nitter.it/fanf/status/1043652957890330624
(the website version of the typeface https://www.storeysfieldcentre.org.uk/ doesn't seem to have the full same-letter-different-forms horror of the printed signage onsite)
Tony Finch (@fanf)

The square / round letters in this @Eddington_Camb sign are as bad as the Helvetica / Arial aperiodic table shower curtain https://fanf.dreamwidth.org/120164.html

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@stavvers could I suggest : helvetica but every seventh letter is arial
@stavvers omg. it's the bulletin to my great aunt's funeral all over again.
@stavvers This would be the real value of self-driving cars: if we could train them to ram any car that costs more than $100k
@SDZ Knowing [redacted birdsite guy's name], they'll be trained to only ram cheap cars
@SDZ @stavvers Teslas seem to be pretty good at ramming cop cars 🚔
@stavvers yes officer this toot right here
@davidr show me on the diagram what this toot did to you