satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan
a smug, insufferable little clown baby

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if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...
Tumblrmaking this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
improving conservative memes
to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all
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furby island's ultimate survivor
the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise