Another Angry WomanIT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.
I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
shared public horse .not bitey
Dan🦆 Pock
NerdShinobi@stavvers this is amazing...😆
Idris Elbow MacaroniMAY GOD BLIGHT THEE WITH HOLY WRATH, MISTER NOODLE
Shu Daizi@stavvers This would be the real value of self-driving cars: if we could train them to ram any car that costs more than $100k
@SDZ Knowing [redacted birdsite guy's name], they'll be trained to only ram cheap cars
katrina
Nadika: Trans-Lesbiab/Dique@stavvers this is Tuesday afternoon in India
Brittle Anxious Nonlinear Inco@stavvers does the pink car have a gofundme?
Cătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺@stavvers *insurance company*: You hit a what?!?
peter@stavvers reminds me of this https://youtu.be/z5W8EBHNsLc
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's 'Star Wars'
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@stavvers the best thing about this is i can actually hear the EXACT beepboops R2 makes for each of those filenames in my head. absolutely correct naming.
Phil Hartup@stavvers Nobody commentating on cricket has ever said the word Taco. Not on air, not in their life.
@stavvers This is deep mystical truth that is carved onto the souls of humanity.
Michael Greenberg@stavvers I’ve read the rules and explanation of the game. Multiple times. Not just skimming - I read all the words, slowly, with concentration. I still have no idea how the game is played. Are people in the cricket-playing parts of the world similarly confused by baseball?
H. Mantegazzi@stavvers now I really need this voice acted
Plöp Plöp@stavvers I just want to tell you I'm reading this on a Friday night at the tram stop across the hospital and I'm crying from laughter. Also all my knowledge of cricket comes from a handful of memes.
@bubblewrap [whispers] everyone's does
AlisonW ♿🏳️🌈♾️@stavvers
Listening to TMS can be perfection.
Listening to TMS can be perfection.
Lennie@stavvers no cow corner?
The Duality of Xan@stavvers Oh, Tumblr. May it never change.
Starlight ✨@stavvers The alt text is a bit ... ehhhhhhh
brocolie (tots not a vampire)@stavvers wait, what's up with the alt text on these? what happened? o_O
now at @
dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧
Metalhead84@stavvers They should charge 20p for a bag
pasuht@stavvers that is so inspiring, now I want to find someone worthy of elaborate insults to practice that skill
Amanda Clark@stavvers the chosen Lalaland account name says it all.
John Sandwolf@stavvers Wolf falls out of chair laughing.... insufferable little clown baby... Oh that hurts. Wolf holds up a pink blank Hurt Feelings Report to the sufferer. 🤣
lioness (stuff)
OCR Bot@lioness
Image 1:
Let's Have Another Bullet Point
Story, Courtesy of a Friend
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+ she's rat on ner bakin ner parent wnen se cecies tis
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Image 2:
is,
for context
ater midnight in July during a wire So's not as satans oun asshole
{and tne moon is red and shit's aready generally cursed
IImagineyou are some poor sap working nights atthe work's deadest 7-
11, and you near the door jangle but you don't see anyone's head over
the counters
Whatever
Except you Keep nearing noises ike there's someone inthe next aisle
Fucking around in he burtto section
It also worth mentioning that Kat
1. sings whatever earworm is curtenty cunning through her head when
she's not paying attention
2 Sounds EXACTLY ke Some kind of creepy chi trom a nortor movie
when doing so
tonights song is someting trom veggletales,
DUDE ACTUALLY STANDS HIS GROUND
Image 3:
andior is really fucking high and isnt sure if he’s tripping balls oF
notanyway
Kat goes up to pay fornerburto and tampons
‘She realizes tne counter presents something of challenge, and tnen
“demonstrates fr me on her kitchen table at AM during a aferent jy
wiktre,
exacty
how she usee the sheves to climb up the counter
'ke one of he boston robots beasties
‘dude stares at her for ike, fve minutes and says.
“Registers broke”
“On Nol Says Kat,
“ust Take em”
“Realy? I can leave cash-you don’ have to give me change I don't want
‘you to get in rouble wth your manager”
Dene
“On! OKI Thank your”
‘Yeah ok bye”
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‘phone trom tne campus secutty about “A Suspicious indivuar at te 7-
"
Ittook ner
FOUR
FUCKING
YEARS
to realze she was the suspicious individual
Eliza@stavvers Today I learned
sanddorn@stavvers to add to this, German has Hammer- / hammer as a relatively new intensifier 😅🔨
BagheeraAltered 
@stavvers Tony Stark