seal
PASTA
bitch that's the tubby custard machine
the spider stairs
moderation, 2018
sickening
goncharov (1973)
liches on okcupid
only one bed
you already have an account
lift the flap
IPA
I am pleased to inform you that
1. Lynda Carter is really, truly on tumblr
2. She went to the premiere of Goncharov (1973)
5 hit combo
if you go to the circus for news
ball pit
nedjem
I literally say this to my beloved several times a week
most feminist line to ever not pass the bechdel test
stark
satan is not a fucking pogo stick/the orangutan
assigned cop at birth
kat goes to the 7/11
a smug, insufferable little clown baby
5p bags
gandalf big naturals
hands
short cows
cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
ELODIEUNDERGLASS

if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...

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r2d2 sounds
class war
i am support
goddammit, mr noodle
twitter alternative
journal
real life creepypasta
this post has everything
times new bastard
making this screenshot mastodon-exclusive content because it sums up my experience of you lot so far
barbie really squirts
improving conservative memes
2007 wrapped
tell me why
to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all
green knight
post cancelled
elf pussy
tumblr user gandalfsbignaturals
straw man
mary magdalene
baba yaga
the matrix (1999)
furby island's ultimate survivor
a theological discussion
dost thou even hoist
behold a centaur
post punk
the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise
sleepytime tea
@stavvers very annoying to answer this as if it’s not just a funny shitpost, but I’m nd, and also a gardner w/ experience composting, and the real problem w/ those teabags is that celestial seasonings makes them with plastic so they don’t break down. you end up with little clods of plastic mesh all over your compost.
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Union man, I bet. I'm canukian, I dunno if you have unions there...
@stavvers that image still exists? That was already around at Memebase 20 years ago. I wonder where the punk post person is now ...
@stavvers a Pegasus would have 8 limbs and be a spider
@stavvers JC had BDE
@stavvers *thinking about His spirit entering me etc etc *
@stavvers Comment on Discord: “Canonical transman polyam bisexual top jesus might get me back into a christian church.”

@stavvers Literally half the Gundam fandom is people arguing over whether or not x or y thing is a Gundam. It's a whole can of worms you're opening.

Anyway it's not a Gundam because only things called Gundams in official Bandai source material are Gundams. This may seem obvious but it took the fandom decades to decide on this, and there's still arguments.

Anyway Baba Yaga's house is definitely a mech.

@bunny_jane I am so goddamn glad this website doesn't have keyword searching

@stavvers counterargument: it (probably) doesn't have a V-fin and/or a model kit by Bandai, so at best it's a Mobile Suit, but not a Gundam

On the other hand, a good argument could be made that Baba Yaga's house is a Big Zam

(for context: debates on what EXACTLY is and ISN'T a Gundam have existed for as long as the franchise has existed)

@stavvers I believe there is good reason to believe that Jesus may have married Mary Magdalen in secret and had a child in secret. Some Scientists, Archeologists, Historians, believe Knights Templar secret that they protected was the bloodline of Jesus. They would have fled Europe before and after The Friday the 13th Horrible Murder of 1000's of Knight Templars throughout Europe because of king phillip of France.

Im not Jewish, but I am from all the people that Israel tried to drive out of the land. I was indoctrinated to believe in The Jewish God, and Jesus. Jesus is historical so I believe in Jesus and his teachings. I put all my trust in Him. History is written by conquers and I do not believe the Bible is the infallible word of God. It is a book written by men. Many of those men were filled with hate toward cultures that were different. The Bible is a horrible book filled with murder and merciless killing. In the middle of it they have a love story that is exclusive. If you dont do this, say this, belive this, then you are worthless. Life experience says otherwise. In my life experience Atheists have been the heroes in my life. The religious were abusive tyrants who were willing to throw a 9 year old child in the gutter because I was autistic and they weren't going to adjust their parenting for each child's bent, they were more like the morality police in Iran. You commit a small infraction to them so they do something way more awful to you to force obedience.

I say fuck that, and fuck that God that makes people monsters. I piss on all their holy relics and beliefs. We don't need a Bible to know what is not ok. Forcing 350 million people to be your version of Christianity is no different than what Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar does. I am a Saudi Arabian, Qatar, Armenian, Persian, Turkish, ect, the only Middle Eastern lands my ancestors didn't come from was Israel. Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, yep. But thats only 10% of my DNA and the rest is Irish, Scottish, Wales, and Britain.

#OldManRamblings #FreePersia #FreeAmerica #FreeKurdish #FreeQatar #FreeSaudiArabia #PeaceForYemen #PeaceForArmenia #FreePalestine

@stavvers fae clit is where all the action is
Way Harsh, Tai.

You strike Green Knight? You cut off his head like the football?! Oh! Oh! Beheading for Gawain! Beheading for Gawain One Year Hence!!

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@stavvers the best part is reading these quotes in obama's voice
@stavvers my new second favorite ven diagram
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Something quite moving and profound about this.
@stavvers omfg the patch can I buy 100 please, the homies are going to be kitted out 😂
@stavvers the respect the flag one in the middle is my twitter background
@stavvers The thing that gets me about the original versions of these memes, is that if you cruise the accounts of the folk who post them it’s like playing Federal Flag Code Violation Bingo — you know, the regulations that define what “respecting the flag” is. 🙂
@stavvers "i'll help you pack" is absolutely brilliant here
@valrus omfg I hadn't even noticed the double entendre there
@stavvers I need a bisexual version of this 🤣
@stavvers someone should make a "don't tread on me" one with a bottle of estrogen pills instead of a snake