WillTootMaybe

@WillTootMaybe@mstdn.social
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Satire is dead.

Please correct my English (although it _is_ my native language, so I might ignore you).
Corrigez mon français s'il vous plaît.
日本語で間違いを直してください。

finally libcurl in this meme ;)
Why are stout gentlemen prone to melancholy? Because they are men of size.
Red panda practising for being the fairy on top of the zoo's Christmas tree.
#RedPanda #RedPandas 

yesterday's weird discovery is that every regular sized carrot I have tested is almost exactly 100kΩ end to end with sharp probes stuck in it. a couple of them come out at 100.0k on the dot.

inb4 NIST carrot-based electrical resistance metrology reference

@Ruth_Mottram Recommendation algorithms are like... when we were looking at houses, we saw one that had a room full of pottery animals. We politely smiled and to make small talk with the owner I asked why so many pottery animals and she explained that thirty years ago someone bough her a pottery owl and she said "oo that's nice". After that, all anyone every bought her - for christmas, birthdays, and any other occasion - was pottery animals until they took over an entire room of the house. You make one small joke, she said, and gestured disconsolately at the room. When we moved on, she closed the door very firmly behind her.
The funniest things are always said in the third person, dad jokes.
@aeva @archenoth "Ghost of Tsushima Racer WHEN"

"When snow falls on Tsushima, Jin and friends must gather together to face off and compete in an epic battle only way they still can: BELLY FLOP RACING..."
I’ve always been bad with names. Just ask, you know, what’s-his-face.
@xssfox
Oh, cool! I've never tried using a CAT Scan to diagnose my car!
Cole's law says: If you're going to eat cabbage, it better be super wet and sloppy.