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cricket (too long to alt-text, enjoy here if you use a screenreader https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/178921341318/my-boyfriend-is-trying-to-explain-cricket-to-me)
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if people haven’t been exposed to cricket before, here is the experience. The person who likes cricket turns on a radio with an air of happy expectation. “We’ll just catch up with the cricket,” they...

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@stavvers got that hawaiian shirt but no confidence. Guess it’s related to me being bisexual. All the fashion but none of the confidence.
@stavvers
I would greatly enjoy it.
I assume.
@stavvers
Waaaaah!
I didn't know how long the thread was until know...I meant that I would probably enjoy my lasagna being into vore.
@stavvers I got to the final image, and now I am dead.
@stavvers they should have gone with brown
@mjdxp There was an absolutely wild episode of Changing Rooms where they did a big brown smear on someone's wall, and during the practice runs one of them literally said "this looks like a dirty protest" then did it anyway.
@stavvers also see this video by strange æons https://yewtu.be/watch?v=YkDpx3XT__4
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@stavvers to borrow a meme from the bird site, ITS TIME FOR SOME COLOR THEORY.
@stavvers I studied colour theory and I think it looks like smeared blood immediate reaction.
@stavvers Corpses don't bleed out like that. For that matter, corpses don't bleed.
@stavvers I actuaLOLled out loud.
@stavvers i love this meme. Funniest thing is associating things with colors has nothing to do with color theory to begin with.
@stavvers wow. The response trying to justify it. Yo, at some point you need to like, make it a theme. Zombie theme childrens hospital or something lmao
@stavvers I just died a little. Not all the way, but close.
@stavvers Still a better use of electricity than Bitcoin.
@stavvers I will now be thinking about this for the rest of the day.
@stavvers
Do we dare speak the answer: how rough?
@stavvers I'm so happy this exists and that people have time on their hands.
@stavvers lost it finally at 'breeding tent' - thanks for doing this. Deep-diving into Tumblr (my first love) and surfacing with gold like this.
@alisca it is a hellsite, but my god the shitposts are unsurpassed
@stavvers I honestly don't know what I expected reading those posts. The aftermath of a clown performance in Vegas, maybe.
@stavvers madam if you ever stop this series I will track you down and thrash around on the pavement in a tantrum right in front of you.
@gendergoblinhelen babe, I still have about 200+ screenshots that haven't been posted here yet.
@stavvers I still don't know who Alexander Hamilton is. Sounds like a guy who'd present Top Gear.
@stavvers As the owner-executor of several $10 bills, I’m going to allow the slutshaming to proceed.
@stavvers wasn’t Hercules Mulligan the super slutty one in the play, anyway?
@js_thrill to be fair, irl Hamilton was in love with Laurens and went so far as to invite him for a threesome with his wife, so he was a bit slutty