Pure effing JOY! This is my first time having a #shortstory accepted and printed anywhere, after many (many) (MANY) rejections, after many (many) (MANY) years, something that wasn't nonfiction or one of my old columns or the fun music reviews, after switching to the (much harder!) #spookystuff, and I'm feeling really proud of myself. 🙂
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNightTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #LateNightBiscuit #Update...
When I'm not using #YouTube, I #Still prefer #WindowsMediaPlayer...
#IT's #True... I #Feel like #SuchADinosaur...
#Rawr... | #SafeSpace / #PhilCollinsFreeZone with #Portals and #SpookyStuff...
#HaveABalloon... And, a #Biscuit...
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#DepecheDood: Enjoy the Silence (The Quad Final Mix)
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPizzaForBrunchDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Portals and #SpookyStuff (#AlsoSoldSeparately)
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#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...
And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #VeryBigHammers™️ and #Portals...
#SpookyStuff also #SoldSeparately
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyTwo and #StuffToDo with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwentyOne with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #MoreAura with #TheRightStaff™️...
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiablo4WorldNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, with #Biscuits...
Have the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG complied with #EULaw, yet? #StillNope™️
#Meh - #NoOneCares; that's #Why #IT's #NotNews... #IT's #StillNotNews; #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Meanwhile... #Back in #DiabloIVWorld; #IT's #AllGoingOn...
#SeasonOfWitchcraft: #DayTwenty with another #LunarAwakening
#Things are #StillReallyGood... With lots of #ShingShing, #VeryBigHammers™️ and some #OnlineChopping... We've also got #PSiReN-#Hex with #TheRightStaff™️... [The #Hashtag is #Silent]
And, #FancyHats...
#IT's also #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx; because #Everything's #Better with an "X" on #IT... #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty with #Portals and #SpookyStuff
We're also #FineForBiscuits...
#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals
"The #OnlyWay to #EnjoyTheGame is to #PlayTheGame; #EverythingElse is just #DegreesOfLosing..."
You can #QuoteMe on that #IF you #Like... #IT doesn't #AffectTheOutcome...
#LetsSee #ExactlyHowLong #IT takes for the #Cuntards at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual / #HalfChan to #CopyPasta #IT and #Pretend #IT was "they/them's" #OriginalIdea... #ShallWe... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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