#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, and #SomeWeather...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable... There are also #ChristmasChocolates; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#TheBFF has #Confirmed that #IT's #SaladWeather; #So... We're #AllEatingSalad... #WarmSnozzidgeSalad... With #Snozzidges...

#TrueStory... #IT's #NotEven a #TrueTrueTuesday; #IT's #OnlyMonday... But, #IT's #StillTrue™️

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#Meanwhile...

#SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #DatingSite has #Forgotten about #TheFootball... #Again...

#NoWonder he's #SoInsecure...

#SpaceKarenX should #FixThat...

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #FancyHats...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn... #BewareTheWidgets...

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#SayingFuckByProxy...

#BewareTheWidgets...

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#LetsDoMay...

And, #IT's #PartlySunny...

#BewareTheWidgets...

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