Mastodawn

@beschlagnahmt @star #Faulheit disqualifiziert euch für #ITsec, #InfoSec, #OpSec & #ComSec.

Wenn ihr nichtmals frei lizensierte Slides von ner #CryptoParty als #CopyPasta nutzen wollt, dann rechne ich nicht damit dass ihr auch nur ansatzweise simple Dinge wie #Datebträgerverschlüsselung, #XMPP+#OMEMO & #PGP/MIME auf die Kette kriegt!

Ernsthaft, das ist weder brandneu noch sonstwas, und #AIslop ist halt dafür berühmt nur als #Desinformation|s-Generator zu taugen!

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😈 #PittyCowOphelia'sTower🌼🧺Jan 10

Quem nunca leu um comentário e pensou 'nossa, que jeitão específico de falar'? A Priscilla não só pensa, como coloca em prática. O resultado deve ser puro entretenimento.

#Copypasta #HomiBobo #ImitaçãoPerfeita #AntropologiaDigital #HumorNaInternet #VibeDeRedeSocial

eldyj Nov 29

не-GNU/linux паста:

Я б хотів на хвилинку втрутитися.

Те, що ви називаєте GNU/Linux, насправді зовсім не є GNU/Linux, а цілком незалежною системою на базі Linux, або, як я нещодавно почав її називати, Linux без GNU.

GNU тут відсутнє, і вже досить давно.

Я використовую повністю функціональну операційну систему, побудовану на ядрі Linux, яка стала корисною завдяки не-GNU-користувацьким середовищам, легким реалізаціям libc, інструментам BSD-походження та іншим незалежним компонентам, які не мають жодного відношення до проєкту GNU.

Багато користувачів комп'ютерів щодня використовують ці не-GNU Linux-системи, тоді як фанатики GNU цього не усвідомлюють.

Через дивну інерцію брендингу деякі люди вважають, що все, що використовує ядро Linux, обов'язково має містити GNU, і називають це «GNU/Linux», незважаючи на відсутність GNU coreutils, бібліотек GNU, утиліт оболонки GNU, а іноді навіть філософії GNU.

GNU-система дійсно існує, і люди, на жаль, її використовують, але я не є одним з них.

Компоненти GNU є необхідними для GNU-системи, але моя дистрибуція навмисно замінює їх з ChimeraUtils, портованими утилітами FreeBSD, dinit, musl libc та іншими технологіями, що не належать до GNU.

Ядро Linux продовжує робити те, що завжди робило: розподіляти системні ресурси, планувати процеси та спілкуватися з апаратним забезпеченням.

Але користувацький простір навколо нього є чимось зовсім іншим, ніж GNU.

Щоб зрозуміти, наскільки вони відрізняються, достатньо подивитися на man-сторінки довідки BASH (Bourne Again Shell) та DASH — остання не містить у своїй документації «BUG: too slow» (вада: занадто повільний).

Я використовую не GNU/Linux, а Linux без GNU.

Або, якщо ви віддаєте перевагу точності: не-GNU Linux.

Усі так звані «GNU/Linux» ярлики, наклеєні на Alpine, Chimera, Diverse-Linux, PostmarketOS, Ewe OS та подібні системи, є просто непорозумінням.

#pasta #copypasta #nongpu #meme #linuxmeme #мем #meme

gigachad Nov 25

I watch piss porn

https://sh.itjust.works/post/50427105

I watch piss porn - sh.itjust.works

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment. She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.” So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.” So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.” Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it. My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted. What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what. Credit @ @krooklochurm@lemmy.ca [/u/krooklochurm@lemmy.ca] [https://lemmy.ca/u/krooklochurm]

HotWheelsVroom Nov 23

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

https://lemmy.ml/post/39364436

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED - Lemmy

The following film is intended for mature audiences and contains Adult Content, Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Nudity, and Strong Sexual Content. Viewer discretion is advised. Like, we’ll leave it up to you… But… You gotta know about this stuff before getting into this whole thing you know? mean straight up? One guy gets his face bitten off by a racoon. And we SHOW it. Ohhh man… Do we show it. Real big close-up! And we spoke to a scientist to make sure it was you know physically correct and whatever? We said “Hey, scientist guy-- like how much damage could a racoon realistically do?” And he told us! A-- a lot! It’s a whole freakin’ lot. But we wanted to get it et it right and… Y’know in retrospect I don’t even know why that was important to us? Like who would have even checked, you know? The scientist guy? Psssh I doubt that-- he’s DEAD now. Unrelated to this movie or racoons, I think he like crashed his car but STILL! That’s… That’s pretty shocking! Maybe this movie is cursed, you know? Like that movie Poltergeist? W Who knows! Viewer discretion on that s*** for sure! Oh-- Damn-Okay, wow. Now there’s swearing IN the disclaimer. Great job, me! SO DUMB. SO. DUMB. Ughhh anyway, you know, be discrete as a viewer or whatever while you watch this. Cause we- we show ALL kinds of stuff. Full-frontal nudity? That’s in here. Every single character has a full-frontal nude scene in this movie! Like even when it doesn’t make sense. Like the delivery guy shows up in one scene and it’s like OK well why isn’t HE wearing pants OR underwear that doesn’t make any-- I mean he would FOR SURE get FIRED for that but nope his character gets a promotion! He becomes the chief delivery guy at the end and we never even address the fact that his d*** is out. It doesn’t even come up. Well I mean his d*** comes up oh man yup THAT thing is up. But again, it’s just not mentioned. Just a fully erect nude mailman and everyone seems to think it’s normal? So, viewer discretion I-I STRONGLY advise it. Be-- Be discrete. Also I can’t prove it but I’m pretty sure the director actually killed a guy in one scene? Three of our editors quit, so that should tell you something. They just couldn’t stand watching any more footage. And when they WERE editing… Man, I mean I’d say we went through 10 to 15 keyboards a day. Because they just couldn’t stop throwing up. I- I had to finish editing the movie myself and let me tell you I have not slept since. Not a single wink. Nobody should have to watch this movie. In fact, you know what? Screw it. I’m getting back back into into t the editing room right now I’m cutting ALL the inappropriate stuff – it’s OUT of here. Screw it, you know? Who’s gonna benefit from seeing this?! OK OK OK so here is the one scene from this movie that is not absolutely disgusting. Viewer discretion is advised. AC - Adult Content GL - Graphic Language GV - Graphic Violence N - Nudity SSC - Strong Sexual Content RA - Racoon Attack SA - Scientifically Accurate UR - Unnecessary Realism PC - Possibly Cursed RD - Rude Disclaimer DA - Dumb Announcer FFN - Full-Frontal Nudity ND - Nude Deliveries UD - Unaddressed D***s EM - Erect Mailman PM - Probable Murder VI - Vomit Inducing

Maypop the Dragon Nov 17

#the #dragon #cuddle #copypasta

rather than being fully warm- or cold-blooded, some dragons have only slight body heat. so, they need external heat sources like reptiles do but they also gradually heat up when insulated. such dragons tend to enjoy cuddling even more than most people because the heat from the two or more dragons compounds and is insulated where they are touching (or are under covers such as leaves or blankets), which feelgs good in both a mammalian cuddling way and in a reptilian sunbathing way.