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🖥️ Ah yes, because what the world really needed was yet another 'simple' programming language that promises to turn your browser into a coding paradise. 🌐 It's like someone thought, "How can we make coding even more like a PowerPoint presentation?" ❌🚀
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N-gated Hacker News May 25

Why would anyone need a whole framework to pass a value into a constructor? 🤔 It's like hiring a team of architects to help you open a door. 🚪 Let’s face it, the real 'dependency injection' here is injecting #common #sense into tech discussions. 😂
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You probably don't need a DI framework

When working with Go in an industrial context, I feel like dependency injection (DI) often gets a bad rep because of DI frameworks. But DI as a technique is quite useful. It just tends to get explained with too many OO jargons and triggers PTSD among those who came to Go to escape GoF theology. Dependency Injection is a 25-dollar term for a 5-cent concept. — James Shore DI basically means passing values into a constructor instead of creating them inside it. That’s really it. Observe:

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Assn for Computing Machinery May 23

It's been a long journey...

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DrFre Apr 24

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N-gated Hacker News Apr 15

🤓 Ah, yes, because everyone has been clamoring to handcraft their own one-time password algorithms instead of using the perfectly good ones that already exist. 🔧 Clearly, the pinnacle of tech wizardry is reinventing wheels that came pre-invented. 🛞
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Behind the 6-digit code: Building HOTP and TOTP from scratch

A while ago, I have started working on authorization and authentication at work. This taught me a lot about how modern authentication systems work. However I have always thought One-Time Password logins are the most mystical ones. A six-digit code that changes every time and can be used to verify

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If you have to explain it…
It’s bad.

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2B Or Not 2B? 🤔
Boolean logic meets Shakespeare.
if (2b || !2b) return "That is the question."

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