When A Puppet Loses It Over Bad Puppet Jokes | Slapstick Comedy

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Me, just before reaching my floor: Elevator Lady, what’s your favorite activity on a first date?

Elevator Lady (melodiously) Going down.

#badjokes

eggrolls? Obviously.

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the existence of a locale implies the existence of a globale.

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Ok, just hear me out: a trio of bakers hunting down occult invaders on the Upper West Side: Cake Pop Demon Hunters.

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"I'm here to visit my grandfather's grave."

"What your plot ID?"

"Banks 406"

*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*

"Here's a map to his grave. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."

"I'm here to visit my parents."

"What your plot ID?"

"Hsiao 30"

*keyboard clacking*
*laser printer whirring*

"Here's a map to their graves. Have a lovely visit. Next, please."

"I'm here to visit my family crypt."

"What's your crypt ID?"

"Chupacabra."

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