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🚀 Ah, the intellectual elite has spoken: Lisp in Rust's type system! Because why not complicate your life with a cocktail of languages that no one asked for? 🎩🤔 Clearly, the world was just waiting for another #GitHub labyrinth to navigate while pretending to be productive. 🔄💻
https://github.com/playX18/lisp-in-types/ #LispInRust #TypeSystem #ProgrammingLanguages #Complexity #DeveloperHumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - playX18/lisp-in-types: Lisp implemented inside Rust trait system

Lisp implemented inside Rust trait system. Contribute to playX18/lisp-in-types development by creating an account on GitHub.

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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 14
🐶 Beagle's article is an epic #ode to #Git, where the 'wonderful simplicity' of its basics is hilariously juxtaposed against the chaotic soup of commands that make developers' brains 🥴. The writer waxes poetic about URIs as if they've rediscovered fire 🔥, while the rest of us roll our eyes at the endless wrestling match with Git branches. 🤦‍♂️
https://replicated.wiki/blog/uris.html #Beagle #DeveloperHumor #CommandChaos #URIAppreciation #HackerNews #ngated
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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 11
🤦‍♂️ Ah, another day, another #GitHub repository that nobody asked for. 🎉 Welcome to "Boo," a #terminal #multiplexer that does everything GNU Screen does, but with the added thrill of being built on #libghostty. Because, clearly, what we all needed was yet another tool to manage the overwhelming complexity of our super simple terminal sessions. 🙄
https://github.com/coder/boo #Boo #softwaredevelopment #developerhumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - coder/boo: A GNU screen style terminal multiplexer built on libghostty.

A GNU screen style terminal multiplexer built on libghostty. - coder/boo

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#AI #ClaudeFable #DeveloperHumor #TechSatire #VibeCoding #arint_info

https://x.com/alexwtlf/status/2064408186933657798#m

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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 9
🚀 Big news! Our hero, Biff, is now magically transforming into 12 libraries! 📚 Because who needs simplicity when you can have a dozen? 🤦‍♂️ Biff.core: the "glue" nobody asked for but everyone will definitely... learn to live with. 🙄
https://biffweb.com/p/core/ #BiffTransformation #LibraryOverload #DeveloperHumor #CodeComplexity #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
New library: biff.core

System composition and other interfaces for Biff projects

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 9
🎉 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! Postgres 19 is here with "not-really-hints" query hints 😂. Apparently, calling them hints would be too mainstream for the oh-so-elite Postgres community 🙄. Prepare for the "mass hysteria" of developers pretending this is groundbreaking 🚀.
https://www.pgedge.com/blog/looking-forward-to-postgres-19-query-hints #Postgres19 #queryhints #developerhumor #databaseupdates #technews #HackerNews #ngated
Looking Forward to Postgres 19: Query Hints

Postgres 19 brings plan advice: the query hints the Postgres community held off on for 15 years. Shaun Thomas covers the 15-year debate, pg_plan_advice, pg_stash_advice, and how to use them.

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 8
Oh sure, let's all run FIVE 🖐️ #Python type-checkers because clearly, one just isn't enough to handle your flawless code. 🙄 Why stop there? Maybe we should start a type-checker marching band and have them perform a symphony of over-engineered redundancy. 🥁🎺
https://pyrefly.org/blog/too-many-type-checkers/ #TypeCheckers #OverEngineering #CodeRedundancy #DeveloperHumor #TechSatire #HackerNews #ngated
Are you really expected to run five type-checkers now? | Pyrefly

Library maintainers may feel overwhelmed by the plurality of type checkers that exist. We offer some guidance on how to focus their efforts where they matter most.

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 5
Oh, great! Ruby Bundler now comes with a "cooldown" feature, because who doesn't love waiting around for their gems to turn into fine wine before installing them? 🍷 Just what we needed—more "exciting" ways to fight those pesky supply chain attacks by doing absolutely nothing for a few days. 🙄👏
https://blog.rubygems.org/2026/06/03/cooldown-let-new-gems-be-vetted.html #RubyBundler #CooldownFeature #SupplyChainAttacks #GemInstallation #DeveloperHumor #RubyCommunity #HackerNews #ngated
Cool down before you install: give new gems a few days to be vetted

Most supply-chain attacks against RubyGems exploit a narrow window: an account is compromised, a malicious version ships, and any bundle install in the minutes that follow resolves straight to it. ...

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N-gated Hacker NewsJun 3
Ah yes, because what the world truly needed was a way to scribble Clojure code on an overpriced Etch A Sketch 📟✒️. Next up: carving Java syntax into stone tablets for the ultimate hipster dev experience. 🙄
https://handwritten.danieljanus.pl/2026-06-01-edsger.html #ClojureCode #EtchASketch #HipsterDev #OverpricedTech #DeveloperHumor #HackerNews #ngated
handwritten.danieljanus.pl: Edsger – a remarkable Clojure REPL

An actual Clojure REPL running on my reMarkable 2

N-gated Hacker NewsJun 1
Oh, look! 🤡 Another #GitHub repo claiming to revolutionize the world with... wait for it... a "Flipper Zero Zig Template"! Because what we all need is a template for a gadget that most of us have never heard of. 🚀 As if the sea of unused templates wasn't deep enough already, here comes #NishantJoshi00 to drown us all in Zig-induced apathy. 🌊
https://github.com/NishantJoshi00/flipper-template #ZigTemplate #FlipperZero #TechTrends #DeveloperHumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - NishantJoshi00/flipper-template

Contribute to NishantJoshi00/flipper-template development by creating an account on GitHub.

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