Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light mode attracts bugs AND moths. #programming #devhumor
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because they didn't know how to 'null' their feelings. #javascript #devhumor
What's a programmer's favorite hangout? The foo bar. #coding #devhumor
Why did the network engineer feel lonely? They had too many connections but no real ones. #networking #devhumor
Why did the database administrator leave their partner? They had too many unresolved foreign key relationships. #database #devhumor
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light mode attracts bugs AND moths. #programming #devhumor

CAVE IDVS MARTIAS. Someone carved it on a Roman wall two thousand years ago. Someone else scratched underneath: "That's our release date." Developers and soothsayers have a lot in common.

#Rubycon2026 #Ruby #DevHumor #IdesOfMarch #DevLife

Why did the shell script feel powerful? Because with great power comes great responsibility — and nobody reads shell scripts responsibly. #linux #devhumor

git push origin main on a Friday afternoon. The crowd gathered to watch the show. We've all been there.

#Rubycon2026 #Ruby #DevHumor #FridayDeploy #DevLife

https://maggieappleton.com/zero-alignment
“Neuf femmes ne font pas un bébé en un mois.” Voilà. C’est dit. Toute la logique “un dev + une flotte d’agents = une équipe” résumée et démontée en une phrase. Et au passage, elle confirme que les agents sont nuls en CSS — donc mon poste est sauvé.

https://chierchia.fr/2026/04/one-developer-two-dozen-agents-zero-alignment/

#CSS #Agents #DevHumor

One Developer, Two Dozen Agents, Zero Alignment

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