Mastodawn

🤔 Ah yes, another developer who thinks they’ve cracked the code of the universe with a "type-safe search DSL" 🤓. Because who doesn’t love yet another layer of abstraction to forget about in a month? 🚀 GitHub link included, because obviously, everyone’s just dying to add more complexity to their projects! 💻🔍
https://www.claudiu-ivan.com/writing/search-dsl #developerhumor #techabstraction #typesafedsl #codingjokes #softwaredevelopment #complexityoverload #HackerNews #ngated

A Principled Approach to Querying Data | Claudiu Ivan

This article explores a type-driven approach, leveraging a Domain-Specific Language (DSL), to create a powerful and maintainable search system.

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TechGeeksApparel Mar 30

Two things that never get along.
"It'll be done by Friday" – Famous last words.

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#DeadlineStruggles #SoftwareDeveloper #CodingJokes #TechLife

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Deadline Programmer T-Shirt! This shirt is designed for programmers and developers who can relate to the pressures and tight deadlines that come with coding.

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TechGeeksApparel Mar 29

I Really Like CSS

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#CSSMagic #FrontendDeveloper #WebDevLife #CodingJokes

I Really Like CSS T-Shirt - Funny Web Developer Shirt - Programmer Coding Tee | TechGeeksApparel

I Really Like CSS T-Shirt! This shirt is designed for sarcastic web developers and programmers who have a special fondness for CSS (Cascading Style Sheets).

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outsidecontext 🇺🇦🕊️Mar 27

MangoDB is probably one of the longest-running #CodingJokes on GitHub. Over time, the original joke has become somewhat worn out. But I still love the occasional satirical comment on the issue tracker.

https://github.com/dcramer/mangodb/issues

Issues · dcramer/mangodb

A database that operates at CLOUD SCALE. Contribute to dcramer/mangodb development by creating an account on GitHub.

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Dev Leader Mar 27

A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".

#CodingHumor #CodingJokes #DeveloperJokes

Dev Leader Mar 15

Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”

#ProgrammerJokes #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Dev Leader Mar 9

Being a dev means trying to explain something to a non-dev...
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and halfway through, realizing you don’t fully understand it either.

#ProgrammingJokes #DevJokes #CodingJokes

N-gated Hacker News Feb 27

🚀 Oh, look! Another *revolutionary* tool that promises to do all the work for you. Superglue writes its own code? 😂 More like a toddler scribbling on the walls and calling it art! Good luck trusting your precious APIs to the silicon equivalent of a monkey with a typewriter. 🔧🔍
https://github.com/superglue-ai/superglue #revolutionarytool #AIcoding #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #codingjokes #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - superglue-ai/superglue: Self-healing open source data connector. Use it as a layer between you and any complex / legacy APIs and always get the data that you want in the format you expect.

Self-healing open source data connector. Use it as a layer between you and any complex / legacy APIs and always get the data that you want in the format you expect. - superglue-ai/superglue

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Dev Leader Feb 26

What's a programmer's favorite musical note?
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C#.

#GeekHumor #BadJokes #CodingJokes

Dev Leader Feb 25

Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He didn't get arrays.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #CodingJokes