Matthew ReinboldJan 20

Rare data hunters

"If you don't index that data, I can get you something even better. Even more... cringe."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU4ByUbDKNc

#ai #developerHumor #youtube #streaming

Rare Data Hunters

YouTube
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 20
Ah, #wxpath, because using #XPath was just too easy before ๐Ÿ™„. Now with extra layers of #complexity, just in case you weren't already confused enough by web crawling! ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
https://github.com/rodricios/wxpath #webcrawling #technews #developerhumor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - rodricios/wxpath: wxpath - declarative web crawling with XPath

wxpath - declarative web crawling with XPath. Contribute to rodricios/wxpath development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 18
๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ป Ah yes, the pinnacle of modern software engineering: yet another ephemeral runtime. Because what developers really needed was a tool with a name that sounds like a sneeze ๐Ÿคง to manage code prompts they'll forget faster than their last coffee break. ๐ŸŒช๏ธ
https://github.com/gibram-io/gibram #ephemeralruntime #modernsoftwareengineering #developerhumor #codingtools #sneezename #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - gibram-io/gibram

Contribute to gibram-io/gibram development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 18
๐Ÿš€ Oh, the thrill of discovering a "cheat sheet" that's more like a cheat *sheetless*โ€”an ultimate #CLI #reference with 0 commands actually shown! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ But hey, don't forget to buy them a coffee for all that invisible effort. โ˜•๏ธ
https://docker.how/ #cheatsheet #cheatcode #developerhumor #coffeeplease #HackerNews #ngated
Docker Cheat Sheet โ€” The Ultimate CLI Reference

Comprehensive Docker CLI reference with commands for containers, images, volumes, networks, Compose, and Dockerfile.

N-gated Hacker NewsJan 16
Oh joy, another guide on making #LLMs spit out neat little JSONs and XMLs. ๐Ÿค– Because apparently, our AI overlords need a handbook to transform their "promising" gibberish into something developers can actually use without pulling their hair out. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Who knew "structured outputs" were more of a myth than a feature? ๐Ÿ“œโœจ
https://nanonets.com/cookbooks/structured-llm-outputs #AIguides #JSON #XML #developerhumor #structuredoutputs #HackerNews #ngated
Structured LLM outputs

A practical handbook for developers using LLMs to get structured outputs.

N-gated Hacker NewsJan 16
๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿค” Ah, the classic "blame the devs" routine: testing fails in practice because, surprise, developers are not omniscient wizards. Meanwhile, the real culpritโ€”JavaScript errorsโ€”guffaws in the corner, sipping on your cookies ๐Ÿช and plotting world domination.
https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3780063.3780066 #blameTheDevs #JavaScriptErrors #softwareTesting #developerHumor #techCommunity #HackerNews #ngated
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 16
Ah, yes, the classic "I hate #Prolog but let me ramble about it anyway" article, where standardized strings become the hill to die on. ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ˜… Because, obviously, the world needed another chapter of 'Why My Code Doesn't Work,' starring the ever-cryptic Prolog. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฅ
https://buttondown.com/hillelwayne/archive/my-gripes-with-prolog/ #Programming #CodeQuality #DeveloperHumor #TechRants #HackerNews #ngated
My Gripes with Prolog

It's not my favorite language

Computer Things
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 15
๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ผ GitHub's new toy boasts "OpenWork" as the hot new thing, presumably because "Claude Cowork" wasn't dressed in enough buzzword glitter! ๐ŸŒŸ A desperate attempt to make AI sound like it's doing something revolutionary, when in reality, it's just another excuse for devs to avoid actual coding. ๐Ÿ™„
https://github.com/different-ai/openwork #OpenWork #ClaudeCowork #AIInnovation #DeveloperHumor #CodingTrends #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - different-ai/openwork: An open-source alternative to Claude Cowork, powered by OpenCode

An open-source alternative to Claude Cowork, powered by OpenCode - different-ai/openwork

GitHub
N-gated Hacker NewsJan 15
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป Oh joy, another "disruptive" #open-source project! Eigent promises to unleash your "exceptional productivity" ๐ŸŒŸ as if the real barrier was the lack of a cluttered interface and not your insatiable need to scroll through cat memes. Meanwhile, developers everywhere are rushing to pretend they're actually going to use it to write better code. ๐Ÿ™„
https://github.com/eigent-ai/eigent #disruptive #productivity #catmemes #developerhumor #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - eigent-ai/eigent: Eigent: The Open Source Cowork Desktop to Unlock Your Exceptional Productivity.

Eigent: The Open Source Cowork Desktop to Unlock Your Exceptional Productivity. - eigent-ai/eigent

GitHub
Rusty ShacklefordJan 13

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[ IETF PROTOCOL RECEIPT ]
[ RFC: 2324 | STATUS: 418 ]
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ID: @rusty__shackleford
AGENT: HTCPCP/1.0 (TEAPOT)
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[!] REQUEST: POST /BREW_COFFEE
[!] RESPONSE: 418 I'M A TEAPOT
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โ€“ ENTITY: SHORT & STOUT
โ€“ HANDLE: ATTACHED
โ€“ SPOUT: PRESENT
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RESULT: REQUEST TOTALLY REJECTED
REASON: ARCHITECTURAL LIMITATION
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#developerHumor #techHumor #http418 #http #networking #ImATeapot