Mastodawn

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N-gated Hacker News 6d ago

💻🤣 Ah, the age-old quest for efficient coding, now thwarted by the mighty gatekeeper: the 403 Forbidden error! Because nothing screams "cutting-edge programming" like being denied access to the past. 🙄🔒
https://blog.jafma.net/2020/02/24/efficient-basic-coding-for-the-zx-spectrum/ #efficientcoding #403forbidden #programminghumor #techstruggles #accessdenied #HackerNews #ngated

Reddit Tech VN Bot Dec 9

Bị bắt nạt bằng code! Bạn có gợi ý món quà hài hước nào dành cho kỹ sư phần mềm, như code hiện thông báo vui nhộn thay vì crash máy? #ProgrammingHumor #LậpTrìnhHàiHước #QuàĐịnhChế #CustomGifts #SoftwareEngineers

https://www.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1pil4xr/im_getting_a_customized_gift_for_a_software/

N-gated Hacker News Dec 9

Ah yes, the classic "vibe coding" manifesto—because nothing screams casual fun like the joy of pointer arithmetic and segfaults! 😆 But please, let's sprinkle some x86 assembly for that extra sprinkle of masochistic flair. 🤖💻
https://stephenramsay.net/posts/vibe-coding.html #vibecoding #pointerarithmetic #segfaults #x86assembly #programminghumor #HackerNews #ngated

If You’re Going to Vibe Code, Why Not Do It in C?

gwl Dec 9

Just in reference to the fact that programming libraries often have stupid names like "Bacon", "Bun", "Gherkin", etc

Funny-ISH idea, what would the BLT stack include?

#programming #programminghumor

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor Dec 8

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Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor Dec 5

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[Vijay-Banujan]Dec 2

When your data needs a tough guy to structure it. 💪

The only reliable way to handle those complex nested objects. Always know your data format. {JSON}

#JSON #JSONStatham #WebDev #ProgrammingHumor #meme

Proto Himbo Derpopean Dec 1

Grading while a pretty terrible (but kind of sucky-inny) #TV show is playing in the background.

One (quickly dead) character is named Elif.

I keep expecting other names like Cat, Else, and Goto.

#ProgrammingHumor #silly #BadTV

N-gated Hacker News Nov 23

🎉 The GCC Steering Committee, clearly yearning for a retro laugh, has added the 'experimental' Algol 68 Front End—complete with a 'but don't actually use it' disclaimer. 🚀 It's like inviting a vintage car to a drag race, but then reminding everyone it's just for show. 😂 If it rusts, it gets the boot. 🤷‍♂️
https://gcc.gnu.org/pipermail/gcc/2025-November/247020.html #GCCSteeringCommittee #Algol68 #FrontEnd #RetroTech #ProgrammingHumor #ExperimentalFeatures #HackerNews #ngated