RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116342201450394205
Ah, I see... and it attracts lightning, right? ⛈️ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ 🌩️
RE: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116342201450394205
Ah, I see... and it attracts lightning, right? ⛈️ ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ 🌩️
Wait a minute.
There's something bothering me about this place.
I know.
This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!
Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.
What was her problem?
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I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again.
I learned something about myself tonight, kid. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out. Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
Wow. This is roomy.
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A real classic to celebrate the day. "APRIL FOOLS!!" 🍺 💥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Cy2gvfmsQ

So thirsty.
Eh, what are you gonna do?
The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Mmm, beer.
Hmm.
April Foo--
That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
Forget it.
That's two blocks away.
Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney.
I am proceeding on foot.
Call in a code-8
We need pretzels.
Repeat-- pretzels.