King Flaccid the First

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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

Poopy Pumpkin

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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.

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"living with white"

spotted in a very expensive, VERY white, polo-sailing-tennis selling store in one of London's bigger shopping streets.

Made me giggle...

#rich #white #privilege #store #arrangements #look #funny

Chicken Stricken.

Today’s word was ‘road.’

CHICKEN STRICKEN.

Why did the chicken cross the road,
And pay no attention to what he was told?
It’s his own silly fault
He’s now squashed in asphalt –
He should have followed the Green Cross Code.

Donnie D Cups

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This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

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Oh yes, they'd do anything for rugby 🏉

#men #male #rugby #sports #cheeky #muscle #muscular #nsfw #naked #nudity #funny #humour

There once was a man named Durban
Who drove a big huge Suburban
But he crashed his huge Chevy
Right into the levy
Because he drank too much Bourbon

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke