๐ต Oh wow, you built a "sparse" music codec with
#ChatGPT in ONE DAY? ๐ Color me impressed, but don't worry, your "superdense" dreams are still safe from reality! ๐ Perhaps next time, try coding without the AI crutch and see how far those weekend marathons really get you. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
https://akuz.me/co-designing-a-sparse-music-codec-with-chatgpt-o3-in-one-day-my-mini-pied-piper.html #sparsecodec #musicinnovation #codinghumor #techchallenge #HackerNews #ngated๐๏ธ Co-Designing a Sparse Music Codec with ChatGPT o3 in One Day โ My Mini Pied Piper | akuz.me/nko
For years Iโve wanted to build a super-dense electronic-music compressor: keep only the loops and phase cues that really matter, then re-synthesise the track perfectly. Evenings and weekends, however, were never long enough to design the model, write the maths, and wrangle PyTorch. Recently I opened ChatGPT running the โฆ
Ah, the tech startup scene, where every "business genius" thinks they're the next Steve Jobs, yet can't even spell HTML. ๐คก๐ง Here's a hot take: your "brilliant" idea isn't going anywhere without someone who actually knows how to turn coffee into code. โ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ป
https://verdikapuku.com/posts/business-founders-are-less-valuable-than-they-think/ #techstartups #businessgenius #codinghumor #entrepreneurship #innovation #HackerNews #ngatedBusiness Founders Are Less Valuable Than They Think
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๐ Oh, the thrilling journey of
#programming in
#D, where the only tutorial you'll find is a 404 error page! ๐ Apparently, the elusive "appropriate representation" is as mythical as Bigfoot in the coding world. ๐ฆ๐
https://ddili.org/ders/d.en/ #404error #codinghumor #tutorialfail #mythicalcoding #HackerNews #ngatedProgramming in D - Programming in D
D programming language tutorial from the ground up.
๐ฅ CSS Hell, where devs pray to the gods of
#JavaScript for
#salvation ๐. Who knew the secret to styling was actually hiding in your browser's script settings? ๐ Good luck untangling that spaghetti! ๐
https://csshell.com/ #CSSHell #WebDevelopment #CodingHumor #BrowserSettings #HackerNews #ngatedCSS Hell
15 puzzles for the masochistic CSS fiend.
Ah, behold, another CLI tool only a coder could love: Open Codex! Because who doesn't want to reinvent the wheel with open-source LLMs? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐จโ๐ป It's like GitHub Copilot, but with extra steps and a side of self-inflicted pain! ๐๐ง
https://github.com/codingmoh/open-codex #CLItools #OpenSource #LLMs #GitHubCopilot #CodingHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - codingmoh/open-codex: Fully open-source command-line AI assistant inspired by OpenAI Codex, supporting local language models.
Fully open-source command-line AI assistant inspired by OpenAI Codex, supporting local language models. - codingmoh/open-codex
๐ Oh, great! Python 3.14 is here to save us from the perilous clutches of f-strings with the magical invention of t-strings. Because, obviously, what we need is yet another way to format strings and confuse everyone even more. ๐ Let's just hope nobody f-misuses these t-strings to launch SQL attacks straight from their keyboards. ๐ฅ
https://davepeck.org/2025/04/11/pythons-new-t-strings/ #Python314 #tstrings #stringformatting #codinghumor #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngateddavepeck.org
Dave Peck's home on the web. Dave is an independent software developer, investor, and civic technologist.
๐Oh, joy! Another thrilling installment of "Making
#Vim Portable."โ๏ธ Because who wouldn't want to put their 1991 text editor in a shiny new box and lug it around like a prized relic? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://github.com/edoannunziata/vimape #MakingVimPortable #Nostalgia #TechRelics #CodingHumor #PortableSoftware #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - edoannunziata/vimape: Actually Portable Executable build of Vim
Actually Portable Executable build of Vim. Contribute to edoannunziata/vimape development by creating an account on GitHub.
๐จ Breaking News ๐จ: Tech hipsters still can't tell their vibe from their code. ๐งโโ๏ธ Programs = magic spells that only work on the cool kid's machines. ๐ป Windows? Pffft, that's for mere mortals.
https://dylanbeattie.net/2025/04/11/the-problem-with-vibe-coding.html #technews #codinghumor #hipsterlife #programmingmagic #windowsjokes #HackerNews #ngated
The Problem with โVibe Codingโ : dylanbeattie.net
An article from dylanbeattie.net
๐คก Oh wow, a magical script that transmutes into 111 languages, because writing 111 bad versions of the same thing is clearly what we all needed. ๐โจ But wait,
#JavaScript requiredโbecause even sorcery isnโt exempt from the web's most "beloved" language. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฎ
https://townsendatomics.gumroad.com/l/usl #magicalscript #111languages #webdevelopment #codinghumor #techsatire #HackerNews #ngated
Universal Scripting Language - Turn any programming script into 1 or 100+
Program in the language(s) you want instantly!USL: One Script, 100+ Languages โ Build It Once. Use It Everywhere.
๐ฑโ๐ป Oh, look! Yet another "practical" guide to C, as if we needed more ways to turn our brains into spaghetti. ๐ But don't worry, GitHub's AI is here to rescue your syntax sins while you pretend to code like a 'real' hacker. ๐
https://github.com/codr7/hacktical-c #CProgramming #CodingHumor #GitHubAI #SyntaxErrors #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - codr7/hacktical-c: A practical hacker's guide to the C programming language.
A practical hacker's guide to the C programming language. - codr7/hacktical-c
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