🎼 C-suite, C-suite:
🎼 What you're gonna do?
🎼 What you're gonna do,
🎼 when we ig-nore you?
#StochasticParrots #fckGenAI #GenAI #MicroSlop #GiveUpGitHub #leaveGitHub
🎼 C-suite, C-suite:
🎼 What you're gonna do?
🎼 What you're gonna do,
🎼 when we ig-nore you?
#StochasticParrots #fckGenAI #GenAI #MicroSlop #GiveUpGitHub #leaveGitHub
Dear #LinkedIn or #Microslop,
I receive quite a few unsolicited private messages from "Leading start-up mastering AI to improve your company".
Can you add a [ fuck off ] button to you Web User Interface?
Thank you.
Das war übrigens die Antwort von Azure auf die Anforderung, sich an digitale Souveränität nach C3A zu halten:
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Mir fällt nicht mal mehr ein Witz dazu ein, aber ich habe auch nur einen Zweiten darüber nachgedacht …
Derzeit kann man diverse #Linux-Distributionen direkt von #Microslop beziehen, u.a. auch offizielle #Debian-Images. Das Ziel der eigenen Distribution dürfte sein, die anderen Distributionen in diesem Bereich zunächst zu verdrängen, dann ganz auszuschließen, um schließlich die volle Kontrolle über alles zu erlangen was auf #WSL läuft.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_Extend_and_Extinguish
I am *especially* loving the privacy and security implications of my 'recently used files' jumplist in Windows Explorer showing me files that other people in the company have edited recently.
Given I work for a multinational, that includes people who aren't even on the same *continent*. But I can now see what they were working on this morning... 🤦♂️
ETA: no not in my team. Nor my department. The first common point in the org chart is the global CEO.
Edit 2: it appears it is a SharePoint thing. You know, trying to be 'helpful', by turning your 'recent documents' list into a feed based on other people's activity.
Edit 3: not specifically SharePoint. There's an option in Windows File Explorer now to "Include account-based insights, recent, favourite, and recommended files". Turned that off, and the problem went away.
#CorporateLife #ITfail #Microslop
COMIC: Of Microsoft walking right into it...
https://gamespeopleplay.thecomicseries.com/
#webcomics #Microslop #StopAI #Satire @WebcomicTalk
COMIC: Of Microsoft walking right into it...
https://gamespeopleplay.thecomicseries.com/