Bonus #Joke
Two spies are sitting in an interrogation room. The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for their names.

Spy A says to the other, "Whatever you do, don't say a word."

A few seconds later, Spy B said, "Fdugyop."

Then Spy A looked at Spy B and asked, "What did just say?"

Spy B replied, "Oh sure... When we played scrabble, you said, 'That's not a word,' and NOW it's a word."

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

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Two Bonus #Jokes in honor of #WorldBeeDay ...

Q: What is small, black & yellow, and drops things?
A: A fumble bee.

Q: What type of bee can't make up its mind?
A: A maybe

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

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Punk accountants

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/26/0
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“Twarn’t the alien’s fault, sheriff. … Ol’ Jeb Halloway kept stickin’ his head in one of the critter’s orifices and yellin’, ‘Jimmie crack-corn! Jimmie crack-corn!’”

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/25/4
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“I just can’t tell from here. … That could either be our flock, another flock, or just a bunch of little m’s.”

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/25/3
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Sheep authors

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/25/2
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Early experiments in transportation

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/25/1
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Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/25/0
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“Look. I’m sorry … if you weighed 500 pounds, we’d certainly accommodate you—but it’s simply a fact that a 400-pound gorilla does not sleep anywhere he wants to.”

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/24/4
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NO PRESERVATIVES ADDED

Source: https://www.thefarside.com/2025/02/24/3
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